Tag Archives: tacky-or-trashy

Paris Hilton’s Tits Busting Out of her Cameltoe Suit of the Day

Paris Hilton is on some international comeback tour and I don’t really know what she is coming back from…other than being caught with cocaine in her pussy…cuz people love cocaine especially bitches with too much money and serious daddy issues that lead to using her cunt as a tool to get by…..proven in this cameltoe suit that’s being swallowed up her herpes-ridden labia…but this is Paris Hilton we’re talking about….she could be wearing the thickest snowpants and still get a cameltoe….that’s just one of the perks of having a used up loose fitting vagina….because cameltoes get you noticed….and I guess so does ridiculous push-up bras that make you look like your flat chested pornstar ass has tits…. What it comes down to is that this is a good look for her. I’m ready for “my second night in Paris” to be released…cuz I know it’s coming…even if she’s a little old for this shit….

See the rest here:
Paris Hilton’s Tits Busting Out of her Cameltoe Suit of the Day

Paris Hilton’s Ridiculous Stage Performance of the Day

Seeing Paris Hilton in her racing suit wasn’t enough Paris Hilton for one day….you know since she’s disappeared the last couple years from being burnt out from being famous for nothing…but more importantly, because we lost interest in her. Paris Hilton is like a tranny, addicted to cock, addicted to being the center of attention, not worried about being tacky or trashy, acting all glamorous and glittery, while looking hard faced and cheap, only I know she has a vagina because I have seen it a bunch of times from various states of getting penis inside her to just casually getting out of her car….so being a tranny can’t be the explanation behind this embarrassing low budget burlesque show she’s putting on in Spain….but being cheesy, mainstream, boring and obvious probably clearly can…..and the worst thing in all this is that I’d totally tongue fuck her during an outbreak cuz I’ll stick my mouth in anything…I just can’t understand how Paris Hilton isn’t a gay man..It really fucks with my head..but not as much as her bloated 30 year old coke body…. If you want to see the shitty videos of the shitty event – you can check out youtube HERE , I did the work for you already… Here are the pics of her in some drugged out party monster disco bullshit that isn’t hot, but that is very very funny….

Read more:
Paris Hilton’s Ridiculous Stage Performance of the Day

Alice Dellal and her Crazy Outfit of the Day

Her name is Alice Dellal and she’s a model from the UK with a lesbian haircut and lesbian outfit that’s supposed to be on some 70s or 80s punkrock shit, but looks more like bitch is cruisin’ the streets for a woman’s fist to shove in her pussy, and not so into the fuckin’ music. I think you call this look tryin’ a little too fuckin’ hard, but what do I know, I don’t get paid millions to model my ugly lesbian body down runways with the world’s latest fashions, I just know it looks disgusting in a herpes infested gutter slut, pussy smelling like feces and death because she let her pet rat crawl up in her to stay warm and before dying, he used her as the toilet she fuckin’ is, but again, what do I know….

Go here to read the rest:
Alice Dellal and her Crazy Outfit of the Day

Katie Price is Working Out with Lame MMA Dudes of the Day

Just when I thought Katie Price wasn’t tacky or trashy enough, pictures of her surface training with MMA type dudes in their Tapout clothes, which is pretty much the bottom feeder trailer park Ed Hardy and the shit irritates me just as much but on a different level, because all these lame gym-bo’s who train to fight are far more annoying to be stuck next to waiting for a drink at the bar than a group of clueless chachi motherfuckers, because both groups are loud, but one group gets excited watching people get their faces smashed in while suckin on their slutty girlfriend’s fake aspiring porn star tit with their friends while the other like soccer, tight pants and eating fuckin’ spaghetti with their hot girlfriend who just doesn’t rub them as well as their friend Johnny. That’s not to say that both groups aren’t closet case homosexuals, it is just to say that one is a hell of a lot more angry and poor and instead of pumping fists to electonic music drinking bottles of Goose like the Ed Hardy crowd, the Tapout crowd is drinking beer and punching each other as hard as they can to build up their pain threshold for the day they become the fighters they aspire to be…..and I like to avoid all that shit

Continue reading here:
Katie Price is Working Out with Lame MMA Dudes of the Day