So Jordyn Jones is really sleazing up her Instagram page and showing off her just turned 18-year-old booty. She also decided to have her friend join in on the action. Now I’m all for this, but I assure you it will affect advertisers. I don’t know who is running her account, but catering to pigs like me is a bad move. Someone needs to monitor this one.
I’m guessing Anastasiya Scheglova is Russian. And I’m guessing like other Russian hot chicks, she’s probably created from a test tube because there is no way two humans can make a broad this hot. People think I’m crazy when I say this, but I truly believe it to be true. It will be leaked eventually and I will say I told you so. Now if only those pesky Russians can make me a hot girlfriend that is only capable of saying yes master.
If you’ve got a thing for hot chicks pretending to be singers, you should probably get that checked out by a licensed professional, but until then, you’re gonna love these pictures of Madison Beer . As for the rest of you? You get to enjoy the tongue and cleavage action from this hottie along with the knowledge that while you might be a perv, as least you’re just a normal, garden variety one. And that’s got to count for something, right?
If you’ve got a thing for hot chicks pretending to be singers, you should probably get that checked out by a licensed professional, but until then, you’re gonna love these pictures of Madison Beer . As for the rest of you? You get to enjoy the tongue and cleavage action from this hottie along with the knowledge that while you might be a perv, as least you’re just a normal, garden variety one. And that’s got to count for something, right?
I don’t know what this little video clip is from, but I’m hoping its for a celebrity sex tape. I know that is wishful thinking since Victoria Justice hardly ever shows much skin, but one can always dream.
Gal Gadot is one hot Israeli piece of a$$. I know I should feature her more often, but her career has gone too well and when a hot chicks career goes too well, they don’t spend much time on social media like they should. Let’s hope it tanks soon so she can change her ways. Anyway, here she is on SNL impersonating Kendall Jenner. I didn’t watch it, but I think these GIFs are probably the best parts.
When Baywatch is no more…and all you can see is the all you can eat buffet… When you quit the speed to stay in shape and hit the bakery… When you stop working out due to “injury”….and blow the fuck up…but not in the way you’d want your Baywatch career to take you… When you blame it on your hormones, or your thyroid, but really you’re just drinking every night….because you’re a sad broken girl who looked like this… AND NOW LIKE THIS….. Interesting, if you find hot chicks getting obese interesting, and not disgusting….when it is actually disgusting…terrifying….it may not be news that she’s fat…if you follow Nicole Eggert, but I don’t…and whenever I see pics of her, I laugh…reminded of all the hot chicks turned fat before her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicole Eggert Hiking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Because you guys know how committed I am to my Instagram creeping “research,” here’s my latest find: Jessica Simpson busting out in a swimsuit, just like the good old days. And it’s even better considering how disappointing that last set of Jessica bikini pictures was. So enjoy, and yes, I take full credit for this. Because hey, without sarcastic assholes like us bloggers helping motivate Jessica to get back in shape, she might not be the hot MILF she is today. So really, we’re heroes. You’re welcome, everyone. Continue reading →
In today’s edition of hot chicks who could beat me up without breaking a sweat, here’s Ronda Rousey at the Expendables 3 premiere. This is the first post I’m doing on the current UFC champ, but with a body this dangerous, I have a feeling it’s not going to be the last. I mean, just look at those legs. She’s a knockout. So I don’t know about you guys, but I’d let Ronda here put me in a rear naked choke hold any day of the week — assuming that means what I think it does. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
If you’ve got a thing for hot chicks feeding parking meters, you should probably get that checked out by a licensed professional, but until then, you’re gonna love these pictures of Eiza Gonzalez out in LA. As for the rest of you? You get to enjoy the sexy midriff action from this hot nobody along with the knowledge that while you might be a perv, as least you’re just a normal, garden variety one. And that’s got to count for something, right? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →