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Victoria Justice Is Fourteen Again

I thought now that Victoria Justice has turned eighteen we were in for some hotness every time we saw her, she was doing so well with the tight leather pants the other day, but it turns out I was wrong. Here she is in some pictures for some kids magazine or something looking like she’s posing for an ad for Tampons. What the hell? All that’s missing are some girlfriends on a swing under a tree and a soothing voice over talking about heavy flow days. I’m not impressed and neither are my testicles. Call Taylor Momsen for fashion advice.

Victoria Justice’s Sweet Leather Booty

Now that Victoria Justice is over eighteen I thought it would be a good idea to post a few shots of her showing off her sexy booty in a tight pair of leather pants. Isn’t that what most eighteen year olds do these days? That and take pictures of themselves half naked in their parents bathrooms then text them to their boyfriend of a couple of weeks who then posts them on the internet for all of us to enjoy. We’re waiting. more pictures of Victoria Justice here

Victoria Justice Is 18 And Legal

I’ve been waiting for this day for quite some time now, Victoria Justice is eighteen and legal. Sweet. Here she is celebrating with a cake I’d probably have sex with, after a few drinks of course, and it would all be legal. This looks like a pretty lame party if you ask me, she should be hanging out in tight little outfits with her hot friends, not sitting around with childish balloons and a stupid cake…. I don’t even want to know what the deal is with the ventriloquist dummy in the corner. Creepy.

Aubrey O’Day’s Twitter Must Be Broken

We all know that as far as attention whores go Aubrey O’Day is up there near the top of the list, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise to see these pictures of her walking around showing random people shots of herself on her blackberry. Pathetic. If only there was some sort of website where you could share slutty pictures of yourself with the world and maybe write a little note in 140 characters or less. Something like that. Where can I patent this idea?

Victoria Justice Sexy In Suspenders

I like this Victoria Justice chick and all, but I’m not getting these weird 80′s semi artistic shots she’s got going on. They look like something high-school chicks have done at the mall to launch their ‘modeling career’. I guess they’re Twitter pictures or something like that. Women shouldn’t wear suspenders unless they’ve got absolutely massive fake breasts and the suspenders are only there to cover up the nipples. Hot! Anyhow, Victoria’s a cutie so I’ll let it slide this time.

Victoria Justice’s Tongue Looks Healthy

Since Victoria Justice is under the age of 18 and I don’t want to be considered a creepy old man and say something that will get me arrested, I’ll just point out that her tongue looks very healthy. No signs of cracking or discoloration. Good job! Call me in 2 months when you turn 18.

Victoria Justice Is Too Cute For Thanksgiving

Here’s Victoria Justice at the 84th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade looking too sexy for her own good. I like this young woman, but I know she’s still young so it’s nice to see her doing something age appropriate once and a while like hanging out with creepy adults dressed up as animals while they put their paws all over her. Best job ever.