I could’ve sworn that new Baywatch movie was supposed to come out already, but I just double-checked and it’s not out until next year. Which means you’ve still got another few months to jump on the Kelly Rohrbach bandwagon before all the seats fill up. Here’s the former SI Swimsuit/Instagram model hottie in a leggy new photoshoot, and trust me, Kelly’s going to be a big star pretty soon. Hell, with a body this good, I’m surprised she’s not a household name already. » view all 19 photos
Here’s Bella Hadid spreading her legs for some new spread in W Magazine , and I guess I need to apologize for saying Bella’s not a real model. I mean, just look at this: 8 pictures and she’s making the same damn face in every single one. Now that’s impressive. I don’t even think I could do that by accident.
I’m always trying to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties out there, so trust me when I say that Rachel Cook here is definitely one worth keeping an eye on. She’s not a household name just yet, but expect that to change if this Instagram hottie keeps doing professional photoshoots this good. And if you’re not following her yet , what are you waiting for? Get on that now, and thank me later. » view all 21 photos
I’m always trying to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties out there, so trust me when I say that Rachel Cook here is definitely one worth keeping an eye on. She’s not a household name just yet, but expect that to change if this Instagram hottie keeps doing professional photoshoots this good. And if you’re not following her yet , what are you waiting for? Get on that now, and thank me later. » view all 21 photos
I originally thought these were pictures of Emma Watson because I don’t actually look at the pictures I look at and post…so I was going to go on about how Harry Potter fans are creeps which is why these Emma Watson’s nipples from 2011 or 2012 are resurfaced and are circulating the internet – you know committed to the cause nerds.. But it turns out it’s Emma Stone, who is also the kind of girl who is adorned by the nerds, so -I guess if you want to make it in Hollywood – do something that reaches the nerds, they are loyal, they will love you, and most importantly. ..they’ll allow you to hve a lucrative career so that you can spend your time – with the money they make you with cool people who don’t care that you’re Emma Watson or Emma Stone, because cool people don’t get that into this kind of thing.. Well. Here are Emma Stone’s nipples, I never claimed to be cool, actually I’m a loser, but not a nerd loser, a legit loser, who lost, but I don’t get excited about this stuff, but I do post it to pander to the nerds, hoping they make me money, but realize nerds are so loyal I must praise these whores they love and not point, laught and call out the scam… Oh well… The post Throwback Thursday Emma Stone ee Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, a socialist with hot tits who doesn’t look like most Danish girls – but who looks as tasty as most Danish, something you are contractually oblicated to say every time you post a Dane…a Great Dane…. According her MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her to fuck, since the real deal won’t fuck you….you’re not rich enough, connected enough, unless you’re googling her because you met her at a party and ended up here – which I doubt – since no one ends up here – it’s the asshole of the internet that no one bothers wiping… The post Maja Krag is Topless of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is still on the hustle, because this fame whore has become more and more famous with her whoring on social media – since Social Media is life. We’re all a bunch of vapid robots, into building up an audience of people we don’t know and may never meet, but who we want to have follow us – and distract us from things that are of actual substance… Adventures and activities are designed to stage pictures and posts, people are there to like your shit, but life has zero actual substance, no one actually cares about real fucking life, and living a real good life, because being dialed in and plugged in is some security blanket…it’s just craziness… But in Bella Thorne’s case, it’s taken a low level actor – and made her a household name to perverts and posting topless selfies, so subtle you have to look in the mirror reflection, is a small price to pay to have fun with all her and her family ever wanted… She’s ridiculous….but winning at it..so let this be a lesson to all fame whores, do what this one is doing… The post Bella Thore Topless Famewhore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know that Magdalena Frackowiak isn’t nearly as much of a household name as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties, and if you ask me, that’s just not fair. Because judging from this topless photoshoot she did for Zoo , she’s every bit as talented as they are. And by “talented,” I mean, capable of giving me a pants fire in 3 seconds flat, that is… Anyway, I have to assume it’s because of the fact that her name is so tricky to remember. But luckily, I think I can help Magdalena out. All it’ll take is a quick trip to City Hall and for her to suppress her gag reflex long enough to marry a blogger. But personally, I think Maggie Tuna has a great ring to it, don’t you? Call me! » view all 11 photos
I know Hailey Clauson may not be as big of a household name as Kate Upton or even Charlotte McKinney , but for my money, she’s probably the hottest, bustiest blonde in the business right now. And clearly the people over at Lexus agree, because they got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit hottie to help model the new Lexus RX. I’ve never been much of a car guy before, but I’ve gotta say, I’d buy this heap of junk in a heartbeat if there’s the option to include Hailey as an add-on. Continue reading →
While she’s not a household name yet, singer Ellie Goulding is definitely making a play for more headlines by sporting a knockout pair of hard nips while out and about in London! Hit the jump for more pics…
