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Jennette McCurdy Nude on All Fours of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from some show called iCarly a show that I doubt is still on TV, but when she was 20 it was on TV, and that was the ripe age weirdos who like watching kids TV shows for the pussy, both single and strange men and married and horny with their kids alike…just drawn to her youth, and able to jerk off to it thanks to PVR…. She was an aspiring singer, who didn’t make it as a singer, she’s still on TV on some show I doubt anyone has watched, and she’s also writing for magazines because she’s got a lot to say. She’s not the wholesome country girl you’d think someone named Jenette would be, but she’s from California, and just trying to get as much coverage as possible, like all California girls, it happens when you’re raised so close to Disney..and Hollywood… Throughout it all, she’s had a weak chin…and apparently big tits that she’s putting out to the internet because why not put them tits out there…people love tits…and it helps careers exist… The PR hustle I like. Way better than late night talk shows…and interviews and other nonsense.. Here she is singing wrecking ball because she’s more than just tits… The post Jennette McCurdy Nude on All Fours of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoey Deutch Butt Shot of the Day

Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy. Which is code for – someone creepy dads jerk of to. Her mom is Lea Thompson … better known as Caroline in the City or the bitch in Howard the Duck -which is code for – someone creepy dudes jerk off to… Following the family…tradition, not that Caroline in the City was ever hot, but she did get famous which means she understood the hustle…of sucking the right dick…like Zoey’s dad Howard….nepotism! Nepotism, but that trust fund or throwing her to work at a young age to cash in on that money, doesn’t take away from the simple girl need to show her ass on the internet… The post Zoey Deutch Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Glee’s Chris Colfer Gets Struck By Lightning

Glee ‘s Chris Colfer returns to high school in new feature, Struck By Lightning , but instead of singing and dancing, his character is a ruthless aspiring journalist extraordinaire and he needs help from his fellow students on a project. The problem is, he’s very unpopular, but their cooperation may mean the difference between getting into Northwestern University or not and his wider plans at literary world domination. The log line for Struck By Lightning : High school senior Carson Phillips (Chris Colfer) was destined for bigger things than his close-minded small town could ever offer. He was on a path to greatness, but destiny had a different plan when he was suddenly killed by a bolt of lightning in his school parking lot. Demonstrating that life is what happens while you’re busy planning your future, Carson recounts the last few weeks of his life via witty, insightful flashbacks, including a blackmail scheme targeting the popular kids in school that he concocts with his best friend (Rebel Wilson, Bridesmaids ), and a home life that includes a mother (Allison Janney, Juno ) who’s more interested in the bottle than her son’s future and an estranged father (Dermot Mulroney, My Best Friend’s Wedding ) who suddenly appears with a pregnant fiancée (Christina Hendricks, Mad Men ). The film also features Sarah Hyland ( Modern Family ), Angela Kinsey ( The Office ), Polly Bergen ( Desperate Housewives ), and Ashley Rickards ( American Horror Story ).  Watch the video on YouTube

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Disney Buying LucasFilm For $4.05 Billion, Promises New ‘Star Wars’ in 2015 (UPDATED)

Get ready for more Star Wars , and possibly further incarnations of your favorite George Lucas properties: The Walt Disney Company is buying LucasFilm for $4.05 billion, with plans to release Star Wars: Episode 7 in 2015. Great idea, or ” Nooooooo! ” worthy? Weigh in, Movieliners! [UPDATE: Disney head Bob Iger says Disney’s planning Star Wars 8 and 9 to follow.] Disney CEO Bob Iger discussed the deal in a press release: “Lucasfilm reflects the extraordinary passion, vision, and storytelling of its founder, George Lucas. This transaction combines a world-class portfolio of content including Star Wars , one of the greatest family entertainment franchises of all time, with Disney’s unique and unparalleled creativity across multiple platforms, businesses, and markets to generate sustained growth and drive significant long-term value.” Lucas addressed the sale and what it means for the Star Wars franchise, which will continue under Disney in 2015: “For the past 35 years, one of my greatest pleasures has been to see Star Wars passed from one generation to the next. It’s now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers. I’ve always believed that Star Wars could live beyond me, and I thought it was important to set up the transition during my lifetime. I’m confident that with Lucasfilm under the leadership of Kathleen Kennedy, and having a new home within the Disney organization, Star Wars will certainly live on and flourish for many generations to come. Disney’s reach and experience give Lucasfilm the opportunity to blaze new trails in film, television, interactive media, theme parks, live entertainment, and consumer products.” I can’t imagine classic Star Wars fans are excited about the prospect of the franchise chugging along without its guiding creator, but then who among us would take a bullet for the last trilogy? We all knew it was too big not to continue along in countless spin-offs and sequels and various other merchandising opportunities, so handing the reins to fresh voices while Lucas goes off and makes his smaller personal projects could work out just fine. [UPDATE: According to Iger, Disney’s LucasFilm deal includes Star Wars 8 and Star Wars 9 to follow the 2015 debut of Star Wars 7 , along with plans to incorporate the Star Wars brand into Disney’s theme parks.] The sale, however, also opens the door for Disney to potentially revive Lucas’s other Lucasfilm properties. I’m not talking Indiana Jones here. Is the world ready for Howard the Duck 2.0 ? (I’m not even sure if that’s a possibility, just trying to prepare you for the inevitable Lucasfilm catalog cash-grabs.) The Disney-Lucasfilm merge also calls to mind the first great collaboration between a (current) Disney entity and Lucas’s world: Namely, the Star Wars episode of The Muppet Show . ” It seems we’ve landed on some sort of… comedy-variety show planet .” More of this, I can get behind. [via press release]

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