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DJ Julian Cavin: Dating Lindsay Lohan?

Has Lindsay Lohan found herself a new boyfriend in 22-year-old DJ Julian Cavin? That’s the rumor going around after they were spotted in NYC together. Holding hands and acting very much like a couple, Lindsay and Julian certainly made a nice looking pair … but is there anything going on there really? Julian Cavin says it just isn’t true that they’re a couple, claiming they’ve only known each other for about a month. The DJ even told TMZ personally : “Lindsay and I are just friends. We are not dating. She comes to a bunch of my DJ gigs. Sunday she came out and was hanging in the booth.” That’s what they’re calling no-regrets boning nowadays apparently. Noted. Maybe he doesn’t want to admit tapping it for fear of tabloid attention? Or feels he’ll scare off potential girlfriends down the line? Who can say. Lindsay Lohan and Max George are “just friends” who “hang out” as well. For a hot mess who’s nearly broke , at least she still has a lot of close musician pals she can get naked with. It’s the simple things in life, right?

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Christmas Abbott: NASCAR Pit Crew Badass!

Christmas Abbott is totally badass. The NASCAR pit crew member with the unusual name is making quite a name for herself, for a variety of reasons. Basically, she’s smoking hot, covered in tattoos, served the U.S. in Iraq and does a job few women could physically handle – all at 5’3″ and 115 pounds! Danica Patrick, for all her abilities, is Christmas Abbott, a 31-year-old with a gun inked on her hip who can squat a stunning 255 pounds … “currently.” She’s working on upping that figure. Last week, the war veteran signed on as a NASCAR pit crew member in the Camping World Truck Series, where she’ll change tires for driver Jennifer Jo Cobb. She also will be in Clint Bowyer’s pit for Sunday’s Daytona 500 – where Patrick has the pole position, it’s worth noting – in preparation for future pit work. Christmas Abbott will be on hand shadowing the Michael Waltrip Racing crew in anticipation of a potential “over the wall” assignment down the line. Anyone who doubts whether Abbott has what it takes to survive in the pits of this demanding and male dominated world had best not count her out. “I have to get dirty and [travel] overnight,” Abbott said. “NASCAR fans are die-hard and they will call out your B.S. I want to go to the highest level.” Check out more Christmas Abbott photos from November’s Inked below. The avid Cross Fit enthusiast is clearly quite comfortable with her physique:

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Selena Gomez Flashes Cleavage at Spring Breakers Premiere

Like her co-stars the evening before, Selena Gomez got a bit chesty with reporters last night. At the Spring Breakers premiere in Paris this week, Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens donned dresses that didn’t leave a lot to the imagination in the cleavage area – and now Gomez has gone ahead and done the same. Check out this star’s look in Germany on Tuesday: Eat your heart out, Justin Bieber , huh? What do you think of this outfit?   So hot! So not! View Poll »

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Patrick Carney Mocks Justin Bieber: All About Swag!!!

Patrick Carney is certainly making the most of his time as Justin Bieber’s foil. The Black Keys drummer started a feud with the young star last week when he implied Bieber makes bad music, but should be happy because he’s rich. Justin, in turn, said Carney should be slapped . And Carney, in turn, changed his Twitter profile to make it look like he actually is Justin Bieber. As you might expect, a few (million) Beliebers took issue with this move and Carney has reacted to their taunts by doing a parody of their pop star idol. Here is a sampling of Carney’s mock-filled replies to insults hurled by Bieber followers: “In order 2 give u guys full swag I have changed my stage name to Justin Bieber.” “I luv all you! I need to get my beauty swag. Swag you guyz later! – Justin” “My word tour resumes in Europe tomorrow. I will swag u all so much (Don’t forget to pick up my new toothbrush) luv u!” “No one understands. I was bieber for a weekend. It sockeds! Felt like a scary grandpa and an old prick bitch,” Carney Tweeted Wednesday, seemingly putting an end to his impersonations. Them are fighting words, however. Choose a side in this feud now:   Team Justin! Team Patrick! View Poll »

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Hello, Samantha Burke and Jude Law Love Child!

Jude Law, meet your love child! No, seriously, here she is! Your hot baby mama, Samantha Burke, who you didn’t even recall meeting (or sexing she revealed she was pregnant, is debuting the adorable offspring on the cover of Hello! Just thought you’d like to know! Five-week-old Sophia sure looks cute on the British celebrity gossip magazine cover (and presumably the 14-page spread). But that’ll be the first Jude’s seen of her

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