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Jordana Brewster Belongs In Spandex

Jordanna Brewster isn’t exactly the most famous woman I’ve ever had on the site, I don’t really know what the hell it is that she does, but I’ve had her on the site before and I think she’s hot so who cares. Here she is giving us a really good look at her skinny chick legs in some killer tight spandex pants. I love that spandex has become an appropriate material for people to wear, it used to be reserved for cyclists and perverts.

Jordana Brewster’s Sweet Booty In Jeans

You would think that by now I’d be able to pick out any half decent hottie’s booty without a second thought, you’d be wrong. Here’s masculine looking hottie Jordan Brewster giving us a good look at her hot little booty in a decent pair of jeans. I only say she’s masculine because that weirdo unibrow kind of throws me off… I know she’s hot, but I’m still kind of scared… In a boner kind of way.

Jordana Brewster’s Hotness Hits The Street

Here’s my favorite bushy eyebrowed hottie Jordana Brewster walking along the sidewalk the other day while chatting on her iPhone. Impressive, she can walk and send a text message at the same time. Good to know, that moves her pretty quickly up the ‘Chicks I Want To Marry List’. I don’t know if it’s safe for her to be walking around all by herself like this, there are a lot of creepy people out there. She needs a big strong blogger to protect her. I even laughed at that one… Strong and blogger in the same sentence. Hilarious.

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Carmen Electra vs. Geri Halliwell

Here’s another cougar showdown: Carmen Electra vs. Geri Halliwell. Both have very impressive bodies. Both are into getting naked. Both have very little talent. But, which one tickles your fancy? Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 12 Contestants Geri Halliwell Carmen Electra Round 11 Winner Elisha Cuthbert defeats Maria Menounos Round 10 Winner Jennifer Aniston defeats Cameron Diaz Round 9 Winner Fergie defeats Holly Madison Round 8 Winner Stacy Keibler defeats Anna Kournikova Round 7 Winner Kelly Brook defeats Kim Kardashian Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Jordana Brewster Is A tight Little Package

I’m not sure I’m sold on this Jordana Brewster chick, sometimes she looks great, but she’s got a weird angry looking mouth. Does that make sense? She always looks like she’s mad at me. Luckily her body is pretty damn good. Here she is showing it off in her tight yoga pants. I like it, but what’s the deal with her scary muscular shins? I’ve never seen that before, how do you work out your shin? I’m being to critical, shake it off. Still hot.

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Jordana Brewster Hot Business Short Shorts

Here are a few shots of cutie Jordana Brewster looking sexy in her nice business short shorts and dress shirt. Not bad, but if you’re going to do this kind of thing right you’ve got to wear the heels to match. Nobody’s going to take you seriously in flip flops. Now if we were going out for a casual lunch or a quickie in my van… This would be perfect.

Rihanna Really Likes Dancing In Her Underwear

It looks like Rihanna’s Sideshow Bob concert tour is still going strong. Here’s the pop princess doing her thing on the hood of some poor guy’s car. I guess it’s kinda hot, I don’t think the giant bejeweled granny panties were necessary, but I like what she’s done with the front meat. I see a guy with a baseball bat, what’s that all about? If you’re going to incorporate sport into your routine, I think a couple of Thai chicks and some ping pong balls would be a much better choice…. Artistically. That’s a concert I’d go see. more pictures of Rihanna here

Jordana Brewster’s Sexy Eye Mustaches

I really like this new hottie Jordana Brewster , her eyebrows kinda creep me out a little, but I’m the kind of guy that can look past that sort of thing. I think. Here she is at some event yesterday giving me sexy eyes while she walks the red carpet. Alright, I can’t get past the eyebrows, I guess I’m just that shallow. I wouldn’t even call those things eyebrows they’re so thick and luscious, They’re more like eye mustaches. She needs to show off some cleavage or something, anything that will distract me from those caterpillars. Even Burt Reynolds is jealous. more pictures of Jordana Brewster here

Miley Cyrus’s Provocative Promo Shots

Here are a few promotional shots of Miley Cyrus in one of her many skanky costumes for her upcoming tour or something. I don’t know what’s going on with this chick, the girl’s still a teenager right? These shots look like something you’d see on the internet advertising escort agencies… Or so I’ve been told.