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Jordana Brewster Is A Cute Little Number

Here’s cutie Jordana Brewster in her cute little short shorts looking as cute as ever. I know I’ve over used the word cute already, but I can’t think of a better way to describe this girl. I mean, I wouldn’t really say that she’s a bombshell or anything, but she’s still… Cute. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t do rotten things with her in the privacy of what I can only assume is her brightly painted pink bedroom. I’ll bring a few extra sticks of butter. Call me.

Gisele Bundchen Can Sell Anything

Judging from these pictures of Gisele Bundchen she’s either selling flip flops or a sexy ass tight black dress, I can’t really tell. Either way she’s looking really good doing it. Apparently it’s flip flops she’s pushing. Interesting. I guess if you want to stand out in the barely there shoe market, having a supermodel push your product in an extremely tight dress is the right way to do it. Supermodels are hot.

Jordana Brewster Sexy In Purple

Here’s Jordana Brewster at some event the other night looking pretty cute in her purple dress, not as cute as she did in her little black bikini , but she’s got to wear clothing once and a while… I guess. I’m not hating these shots, but bikinis will always win in my book. Next time.

Jordana Brewster Sexy Maxim Bikini Pictures

After all the wholesome chicks from the Kid’s Choice Awards and the Academy of Country Music Awards , which was a nice little change, I needed something a little hotter to get me back on track. Here’s hottie Jordana Brewster looking sexy in her little bikinis in the pages of

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Julianne Hough Looks Good In Little Shorts

I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Looks Good In Little Shorts

I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Looks Good In Little Shorts

I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder Busts Out The Good Stuff

Obviously I can’t resist posting pictures of busty British hottie Lucy Pinder every chance I get, I’ve been in love with her since I started this silly site. Here she is in some sexy lingerie showing off the two things I love the most about her, breast number one and breast number two… Not pictured in any particular order. I want to park my bicycle between those things, and when I say bicycle I mean my … You get the idea.

Julianne Hough Gets A Little Chilly

Are we back on this Dancing With The Stars garbage? Am I supposed to give a fat fart who the hell this

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Top 10 Nude Celebs Who Turn 31 in 2011

Cougars are cute, and ingenues are great, but there’s nothing like the coquettishness-meets-experience sex appeal of a woman in her thirties. Let’s salute the dirty decade with a list of the top 10 nude celebs who turn 31 in 2011, like Christina Ricci , Eliza Dushku , and Michelle Williams . Sorry, Jessica Simpson . Get naked, and maybe you’ll be on the list! 10 Kristen Bell … She’ll ring your ding dong. 9 Zooey Deschanel … Zooey will make you gooey. 8 Lauren Lee Smith … Firecrotch fox. 7 Aleksa Palladino … Boardwalk Skin-pire. 6 Christina Aguilera … Dirrty. 5 Jordana Brewster … A heady brew. 4 Eliza Dushku … Show us some bush-ku! 3 Bijou Phillips … Papa John’s baby girl. 2 Christina Ricci … The Addams Mamily. 1 Michelle Williams …. Skincendiary.

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Top 10 Nude Celebs Who Turn 31 in 2011