‘Fashion Police’ star calls out Mother Monster in July issue of Cosmopolitian. By Emilee Lindner Kelly Osbourne on the cover of Cosmopolitan Photo: Cosmopolitan
Chief Keef is doing his best to make the celebrity gossip world forget about Amanda Bynes Tweeting and Justin Bieber driving like a manic. The 17-year old rapper has been arrested for the time second in a week. In this instance, he was pulled over by Illinois State Police… for going 110 in a 55 miles per hour zone! Keef was cited while driving in his BMW with three passengers (a violation of his permit) around 3:45 a.m. in Northfield. He’s due in court on June 17 for a hearing related to the charge. Just seven days ago, Keef was busted for pot possession , an incident that was followed by him threatening to assault Katy Perry . He’s also been sued for child support. This is one class act.
Kelly Osbourne is apparently unafraid of a few (million) monsters. The television personality flashes her bra and her cleavage on the cover of the new issue of Cosmopolitan – but it’s what she says about Lady Gaga inside the magazine that is making headlines. It all started earlier this year, when Gaga penned a letter to Osbourne and labeled her a “bully” for criticizing celebrity fashion choices for a living. Sharon Osbourne then stuck up for her daughter and went off on Gaga, calling the singer a ” hypocrite and an attention seeker .” And now Kelly has gone ahead and dropped the H Bomb once more herself. “I loved Lady Gaga. I totally believed in everything she stood for, until I realized she’s a great big hypocrite,” she tells Cosmo . “Don’t say, ‘When you see bullying, intervene,’ while letting your fans send me death threats. If my fans did that, I would not stand for it… “I know the truth. Your bells and whistles mean nothing to me. You’re feeding on the freaks and geeks to further your career? Do you really care about the gay community? Because if you did, you’d stand up for it more than you do.” Dizzamn. Shots. Fired. Osbourne also said her goal in life is to win a Golden Globe and then took a shot at her critics. “People think this is my 15 minutes. F*ck you. I’ve got an hour.” Do you hope it’s up soon? Choose a side in this Osbourne/Gaga feud now: Team Gaga Team Kelly/Sharon View Poll »
Photoshopped Kelly Osbourne is on the cover of SELF Magazine, next to a headline on 5 minute abs, even though her abs look more like a singular hard packed piled of shit that is impacted inside her from all the anal I assume she has because either she’s got a dick, at least that’s what her sex appeal in a bikini tells me, or no one, not even the biggest gold digger or Sabbath fan wants to K-Fed her….she’s just that appealing a vagina… I guess she’s on the cover because she’s made progress and is not as fat as she once was, but that’s really not saying all that much, because let’s face it, no one should be as fat as she was and losing that weight shouldn’t be celebrated, because she shouldn’t have been there in the first place. It’s like celebrating a convicted killer for not killing a guy he got in a fight with, you know only leaving his face smashed in but still breathing, only with more bikini and far less excitement…here are the pics to start your day in a horrible way…. She is a monster…
Remember when Kelly Osbourne almost died on set of some show she’s on a few months ago. It looks like the only thing that died was her sex appeal, no wait, that was always dead, maybe a product of being raised by her gothic parents, but probably more a product of being made by her gothic parents, with broken DNA thanks to hard fucking drug use. But I guess the starving herself and trying to be skinny thing is over, maybe the fainting was from starving herself, and doctor’s orders are to eat cake, something it looks like her fat ass has been embracing. All this to say, the bikini was a horrible idea, she needs to plan better vacations, like one that involves a snow suit. She scares me. What a dump truck of a spoiled brat, but the good news is there will always be a man horny enough, or gold digger enough to bite the bullet and bang her and I guess that’s what matters. #Cyberbully TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
photo via TMZ Apparently, Kelly Osbourne was filming a show called Fashion Police, with Melissa Rivers for E!, complained about not feeling well and fell to the floor shaking…someone in the audience…who was either a doctor or a pervert pretending to be a doctor knowing this was probably his one chance to mouth to mouth her….helped….she came to…but they send her to the hospital anyway…cuz seizures aren’t normal… I like to think it all started when she looked at herself in the mirror… I would blame anorexia…but I don’t blame anorexia for anything…anorexia is the source of great things…like bikini bodies…. I do however blame her genetics…the sperm that made her was so contaminated….and made her this obese thing…along with her brother who has MS…. Is Kelly Osbourne death near?! Only time will tell.
Kelly Osbourne has a secret, and she can no longer keep it: The celebrity fashion expert is engaged to Matthew Mosshart! The couple has reportedly been dating for about a year and quietly agreed to marry a few weeks prior to Christmas, an insider confesses to Us Weekly . “Kelly is the happiest she’s ever been,” the Osbourne friend says. “Her career is going well, and she’s in a healthy relationship with a wonderful guy.” Speaking to British magazine Fabulous in October, Kelly gushed of her now-fiance: “I couldn’t believe that he truly liked me because I never think people ever could. But I’m so happy. I don’t think I’ve ever really known what love is like before.” Awwww! We send these two our very best wishes.
As depicted in our Golden Globes fashion rundown, Julianne Hough wore a beautiful dress to this Hollywood event last night. But she then donned a different outfit an an InStyle after-party, only for some serious dancing to result in a major wardrobe mishap. “Ummm I think I may have danced too hard…. Eeek!!!!” Hough wrote on Instagram, adding: “I love to dance regardless of how expensive a dress may be… You can’t hold me down!!! :)”* * Editor’s Note: we would love to hold Julianne Hough down. Sorry, Ryan Seacrest. But can you blame us?!?
Mindy McCready is mourning the death of her “life partner,” singer-songwriter David Wilson, who died at home in in Heber Springs, Ark., last night undisclosed causes. The couple had been together for about two years. Wilson was the father of her 9-month-old son, Zayne. Country singer McCready, 37, also has an older son, Zander, with country singer Billy McKnight. ” David was my soulmate ,” McCready said in a statement. “He was a precious gift from God to all of us and, yesterday, he returned home and is now with his mother and father. David loved and was loved.” “Those who knew and loved him will miss him; those who did know know David missed the opportunity to know a truly loving and gifted man.” A rep for McCready says thta that no funeral plans have been made, but that services will likely be held in Arkansas, where the couple resided. Our thoughts are with Mindy and all others close to David.