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Kate Gosselin Walks Runway at Fashion Week: What The … ?!

Mom. Reality star. Coupon Cabin blogger. Runway model?! Kate Gosselin raised eyebrows this week for reasons much different than usual, strutting down the runway at New York’s Fashion Week … yes, seriously. Wednesday night, the always-controversial 37-year-old mother of eight strutted her stuff during Derek Warburton’s Real Fashion, Real Runway show. Here’s a toned, tanned Kate a one-shoulder white dress … think she’s got what it takes to be a runway model? Think Jon is kicking himself right now? Despite the fact that all proceeds benefited Bottomless Closet, an organization that helps lower-income New York women become self-sufficient and provides them with business attire, many people took issue with Kate Gosselin modeling in the show. “We have all been in Twitter wars about Kate,” Warburton said. “They were attacking us for having her in the show. I responded saying, ‘Listen, we are not paying her. She is doing this out of the goodness of her heart.'” “What’s remarkable is every time we get a nasty tweet about Kate, she writes and apologizes. She doesn’t care about haters, she cares about the charity.” “She must have apologized to me five times for the things people say about her. Kate is so nice, sweet and accommodating and cool,” Warburton gushed . The real question … Kate Gosselin: Would you hit it?

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B2K’s J-Boog Jailed for Domestic Dustup

J-Boog has gots ta be kicking himself right about now. The former B2K member is currently cooling his heels in an L.A. jail after getting busted over the holiday weekend for some serious..

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I Still Want Susan Boyle’s Virgin Pussy of the Day

I figure if Susan Boyle really wanted to get laid, she’d do something about her fucking mustache. For the most part dudes who have virgin fetishes and who dream about and only want to fuck virgin pussy, have that fetish because the pussy isn’t attached to a fucking weather old, fat mustached face, but I’m sure a motherfucker in her hometown is kicking himself for not climbing up her luscious legs and popping her cherry that by now is long rotten or has grown into more of plum, because running her thick, grey pubic hair through his hand would have given the motherfucker the good life and the worst thing in all this is that if she had put her virginity on eBAY before she got famous, I woulda totally bid on the shit, cuz I love virgins….. See, I’d totally fuck her brains out just to see how it feels cuz I hear virgins are tight, but I need more research to see how that tightness ages, so it’d be strictly for science and by science I mean I am a pervert who has no fucking standards…the only thing I’d change about this bitch is that I’d make her shave her ’stache.

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