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Cameron Diaz Hot and Almost Naked in Haper’s Bazaar of the Day

I still like Cameron Diaz despite her being in her 40s….which is rare for me…but she took initiative to halt the aging process by simply not having kids that run her physically by robbing her of her energy and raping her belly and more importantly her pussy….allowing her to age gracefully while keeping her long amazing legs where they need to be, and who knows how long her womb will remain empty, menopause is around the corner and all bitches feel the need to fill that shit while they can, but as of today and the time this pics were taken – she was a wholesome, fit, spinster who has probably seen more cock than a team of urologists, but that just makes me think she probably gives good head….which is better than being able to clean up after your annoying kids.

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Cameron Diaz Hot and Almost Naked in Haper’s Bazaar of the Day

Mariah Carey’s Insane Mom Cameltoe of the Day

When I think of childbirth…and the affects of childbirth….you know something I sum up as “mom pussy”…..this is kinda what it looks like in my mind…and thanks to Mariah Carey, I can really get a visual of all I knew existed but pretended didn’t exist cuz the moms I know in tight pants are the fit ones smart enough to not jack their shit up this hard showing the world a long, drawn out, meaty and obscure entity that is better left in loose fitting pants…..I don’t know if this is gross enough to make me sick or if I should try to jerk off to it as challenge to my desensitized self…but I do know it’s representative of all things wrong with the marriage between birthing and spandex……enjoy.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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