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Elsa Hosk for Maxim of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a relatively old model, I mean she’s in her late 20s, and only just signed on as a Victoria’s Secret Angel this past year. Not that being a Victoria’s Secret Angel is that fucking cool, but I guess when you’re a Swedish model who before Victoria’s Secret did countless nude shoots for free, that million dollar contract is crucial to everything you’ve “worked towards”..even if it was just basically handed to the bitch..she still out modeled all the other model competition… I know Victoria’s Secret, the sweatshop running mall brand that makes billions of dollars produces better content of Elsa Hosk than Maxim…because at least she’s half naked and posing slutty…you know a glimpse into who and what she is and where her socialist tits come from… I don’t really understand these pictures, not that Maxim Cares about what I think, they actually send me lawyers letters all the fucking time for posting their pics, since they are pussy bitches, who clearly don’t get what hetero guys want to see. There is no fucking way they’ve done any market research on this one, unless their rebrand is to target women, or gay men…this makes no fucking sense…. That’s not to say men can’t be classy and sophisticated, or that they can’t be educated, or into things that aren’t THROAT FUCKING PORN, but it is to say that this isn’t a shoot any dude will get excited about, mentally, comedically, unless the joke is that Maxim is doing fake high fashion, like they are Vogue or some shit…when we are basic, put a bitch half naked on a bed, it’s what everyone on instagram is doing and it’s better than this… The world is so fucking disconnected…despite being more connected than ever…Give the people what we want! I guess what I am saying is when a corporate brand the model works for produces more compelling content with the model than a Men’s magazine using her as their cover girl…there’s no excuse. The post Elsa Hosk for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated her 90th birthday by doing a shoot for Maxim, like it was 1996, with Gille Bensimon, who is a great photographer, but also who peaked when he was married to Elle Macpherson in 1990…making this like a throwback thursday on a tuesday…where she’s showing her ass and titties… I don’t really get the direction of Maxim, who before they got bought by some rich kid from Texas, who may or may not be an arab…(oil money)….would send me lawyers letters like little pussy bitches…”why are you posting and promoting are photoshoots you jerk”….even though they used to buy traffic from me…so confusing…but not as confusing as Alessandra Ambrosio still… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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