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Miranda Lambert’s Chest is Country At Its Best

I don’t know anything about country music or the Academy of Country Music Awards or anything along those lines, but I know a nice set of all American country breasts when I see them. Here’s Miranda Lambert , whoever that is, showing off her awesome country talents in a nice white dress last night. Apparently country girls don’t care for bras that support and highlight, they seem to go for a looser more natural cleavage look. I’m alright with it. For now.

Miley Cyrus Actually Looks Her Age

I was going to post these pictures yesterday, but I had that shot of Miley Cyrus in her lingerie which I thought would go over better with you perverts than a few shots of her on the red carpet at the Kid’s Choice Awards . Lame. Now that she’s eighteen I don’t like when she dresses in a way that makes her look like a teenager, I need the stupid little short short outfits I’ve become accustomed to. She looks like she’s going to a country fair. I’m bored.

Anna Paquin Ruins A See Through Moment

I’m not all that into Anna Paquin , she actually annoys the hell out of me in True Blood , but I’m not one to refuse pictures of a chick in short shorts and a see through top so here we are. She looks alright, I mean she’s got a good body on her and all, but I always feel bad when a perfectly good see through top is wasted with a bra underneath. Especially if that bra is a disgusting fat girl sports bra. Booo!

Denise Richards And Her Sweet Mom Boobs

With all the Charlie Sheen garbage going on these days I think the real winner in all this is Denise Richards . Not only has she distanced herself from all that mess, but she looks pretty damn awesome. Those boobs haven’t changed a bit. Here she is doing some shopping the other day in her little white tank top just begging to have a couple of pitchers of water dumped on her. I hear she’s a bit of a freak so I think she’d be into that kind of thing. Make it happen.

Miley Cyrus’ Nice Legs In Leather Short Shorts

I didn’t watch Miley Cyrus on Saturday Night Live the other night, because I was out getting drunk like an adult, but I have to say I kinda like these promo shots. If I thought she’d be prancing around in leather short shorts and high heels I might have set my Tivo , unfortunately I imagine it was filled with slow moving lame skits punctuated by polite applause. More Miley legs and less crappy comedy is a good rule of thumb. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus’ Bloated Face Frightens Me

Is it just me or is Miley Cyrus aging extremely quickly right before our eyes? This is not the face of a hot young popstar in the prime of her life, this is the bloated face of an alcoholic soccer mom with a craving for chili cheese fries. What the hell? I had a feeling her head was too big for her body, but I just thought that was because she was really skinny. If her body ever grows in to this oversized face, we’re in big trouble. She’d better enjoy wearing those leather short shorts while she still can, because at Miley’s rate of expansion those things won’t last very long. Hopefully this is just a bad camera angle and everything will be back to normal soon. Fingers crossed.

Lindsay Lohan Makes Sexy Faces

For a chick who just spent her morning peeing in a cup in front of a probation officer, Lindsay Lohan looks pretty good. I like that she’s not afraid to show off those long freckled legs of hers in a nice pair of short shorts, I’d like to play connect the dots with those things. I’m glad that Lindsay is doing well, I want her to get healthy, get her life back in order and maybe put on a few pounds…. In the chest area. I’ll keep you posted. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Adriana Lima In Her Hot Leather Suit

If I had a gun to my head and I had to choose one woman to see wearing a little leather jacket and what appear to be leather short shorts, I’d definitely have to go with supermodel Adriana Lima . Would you look at that, here she is. Not only is she wearing a hot little leather outfit, but it looks like she’s got on a pink leather halter top under there. Why the hell would she be keeping that from me? that’s just selfish. At least her ass looks good.