Ariel Winter is a reminder that body shaming is a good thing. Body positivity is a bad thing…because sure she’s at the gym putting in work to offset her overeating, and really it’s not her fault she over eats, she’s a rich person who can afford all the great food available to her, with emotional trauma from being a child star…and the fact she puts in work at the gym is a good thing…most people just get fatter and fatter and say shit like “THIS IS ME”…. But I don’t think she’s quite at the level of spandex pants as clothing, maybe spandex under clothing to suck it all in, but not as outterwear…the gunt is too big, too dangerous, coming to eat our souls….. My life philosophy is less gunt, more starvation, so I am obviously offended by a teen girl with the upper cunt of a granny….and spandex is not strong enough to displace Ariel Winters…she needs more harnesses and straps…so maybe the oversized sweat suit is the answer…she doesn’t want to hear because she’s rich. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Gunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Her name is Cara Santana. I always just assumed she was Carlos Santana’s daughter, I mean same last name…and really if you’re a tacky Mexcian, or Italian….or really anyone, usually white trash, who name their daughters after their fathers… But after a quick google search, it turns out that she’s a nobody, just engaged to a somebody, who is barely a somebody but named Jesse Metcalfe and women everywhere had lady boner’s poking out of their oversized hanes, that were still one size too small…but all that fits…thanks to obese women watching and loving the show he was on… That said…she’s naked, on what I assume is snapchat in a pic, I assume was shot by home, because that’s just the kind of girl she is…not quite a glamour model, but she’d be one if this was the UK, but instead it is America..and she’s living the American dream. So she’s not the neglected trust fund kid we want her to be, but she’s still behaving in ways I can imagine are daddy issues and I like that…but she’s still lovely as fuck..and I should be friedns with her… The post Cara Santana Nude Sunbathing of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna is in the new issue of i-D magazine. I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of her being tribal or whatever the fuck is going on…in her oversized jeans…that are exciting to me, only because I haven’t seen my wife fit into anything she’s ever owned like that since the hot years, after her bout with cancer made her lose 100 lbs… It’s like an artistic version of a weight loss commerical, with more bone through noses and dreadlocks like a plantation worker on the island she’s from….and the whole thing has no nipples…which amazes me, since she leaves her house on the daily showing nipples…I wonder where it all went wrong. The post Rihanna for i-D of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
I apologize in advance. This is just awful. Circling the web is the following picture of Miley Cyrus and while many people have warned Liam Hemsworth to look away, I think it’s best if we all look away. Why? For the love of all that is holy, WHY?!?! The tongue, the oversized head made of unknown material but what looks to be rotting away, the red nails against creepy fake flesh…. Thanks a lot Miley Cyrus , I’ll send my therapy bills your way. Where’s the brain bleach when you really need it?
Ali Michael is a Texan model who I have never heard of because girls don’t have names, they just have tits, but she’s best known for being sent home during 2008 Fashion week, when she was 18, for being too fat and having “legs that were too plump”, while weighing 106 pounds at 5 foot 9. What a pig. Disgusting. The Kate Upton of her generation. She hasn’t done anything major, except maybe this shoot for Elle France, where they leaked this outtake, that is all full of nipples….fat chick nipples, gross.
What happened to this awkward nerdy hundred millionaire in her oversized clothes and sneakers making her long lean model-like body look like some kind of lanky character in a sitcom that always falls all over herself… I just don’t know… But I do know that I like it. It’s like the weird girl makeover that happened in every Teen Comedy of the 90s, only real life. Take off the glasses, apply some make-up, put her in a hot dress, let down her hair, and boom, all of a sudden babe. I heard she’s gonna be in Canada this weekend, too bad I’m too lazy, cuz otherwise I’d totally stand out her hotel waiting for an autograph in the form of herpes…you know the real fan kind of autograph that you can’t frame, but you can remember forever. Taylor Swift, I love you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Man Gets Stuck In The Wall While Trying To Break Out Of Prison A Brazil prisoner is being treated for injuries after he unsuccessfully tried to break out of the facility and got stuck in the wall. via Yahoo News Maybe for the imprisoned, any plan to break from jail sounds like a good one. But for this oversized inmate, what could have been a great escape turned into a big disaster. The Brazilian prisoner was trying to squeeze out of a hole in the wall smashed open with a shower pipe by fellow escapees. The tattooed and bald convict tried to wriggle through after a smaller man, but he got stuck midway, half his body touching freedom, and his legs and middle stuck back in the prison. While prisoners on the inside tried unsuccessfully to push him through, Rafael Valadão’s yells of pain alerted the authorities to the plan. The prisoner who made it out managed to climb over a 15-foot wall and has not been found. Valadão is being treated for a possible fractured rib. LMAO. Photo Credit: Journal Populacional
Love IV track features Dream’s new artist Casha. By Rob Markman, with reporting by Sway Calloway The-Dream on “RapFix Live” Photo: Natasha Chandel/ MTV News The-Dream is ready to take his show on the road. In preparation for his Love IV album, the singer/songwriter is getting ready to embark on a new tour, and on Thursday (February 23), he’s planning to drop a new song to commemorate the run. The Kill the Lights Tour will begin March 11 in New York, and The-Dream is dropping his new single of the same name. “The name of the song is actually ‘Kill the Lights,’ featuring my artist Casha,” he said on Wednesday’s “RapFix Live.” The song will be featured on the upcoming Love IV, which the ATL crooner estimates will be out in the spring or summer — he doesn’t want to put an exact date on it. The-Dream already dropped the LP’s first single, “ROC,” earlier this year, and in addition to his new LP, he wants to concentrate on grooming Casha, who made her first appearance on The-Dream’s free digital album 1977 singing a remake of Minnie Riperton’s “Love, Stop Making a Fool of Me.” “I’m just channeling and building her the right way and giving her the right time,” he said of his new artist. “I’m not trying to get, ‘She better come out and sell this’; I’m not doing that. She’s too talented for that.” Instead of creating microwave hits with Casha, The-Dream would rather take his time. “She’s going to sell on her own, she’s great, she’ll be fine,” he said. “I’m trying to slow-bake it.” What are you expecting from The-Dream’s new music? Let us know in the comments! Related Videos ‘RapFix Live’ Has A Dream
‘Wanderlust’ co-star Paul Rudd also rules out a ‘Clueless’ sequel during ‘MTV First.’ By John Mitchell, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd Photo: MTV News “Friends” fanatics hoping for a reunion of the beloved sitcom will be crying into their oversized Central Perk coffee cups when they hear what Jennifer Aniston has to say about the possibility of seeing Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, Chandler and Joey back together again. Aniston joined her “Wanderlust” co-star Paul Rudd for “MTV First” to take Twitter questions from fans — one of whom happened to be film critic and entertainment journalist Ben Lyons, who got a little ribbing from the two stars as well as MTV News” Josh Horowitz for not asking the question himself, before the team got to his question: “What will we see first? A “Clueless” or “Friends” reunion?” The actress” reaction was slightly flustered but swift. “No, there will be none,” she said. “I don’t think so. … Wouldn’t that be weird? I would be like, “Oh god, why did they do that?” ” Rudd also answered in the negative regarding a reunion of the beloved “90s teen flick, crushing the hearts of fans who may be wondering what became of Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and Josh’s (Rudd) relationship. “Well, you know, “Clueless” was “Emma,” ” Rudd said of the movie’s literary inspiration, which had no sequel. “So I don’t know what you”d do.” The comely pair also told MTV News that they wouldn’t be a good fit for the commune lifestyle their “Wanderlust” characters are thrust into in the film, which hits theaters Friday. “I don’t think I could exist realistically in that kind of setting,” Aniston told MTV News. “But there’s a version of that groups of friends in close proximity [and] in my early 20s, I had that. Where you kind of showed up at each other’s houses — very similar to the friendship show.” One particular element of commune living does not appeal to Aniston and that is the, um, sharing of partners. “I don’t think that’s an end-well situation,” she said. “But there are a lot of people who do it.” Always quick to the joke, Rudd added, “A lot of them live in Paris.” Check out everything we’ve got on “Wanderlust.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos MTV First: Paul Rudd & Jennifer Aniston Related Photos ‘Wanderlust’
Here’s one of my favorite hotties Jessica-Jane Clement all tarted up in her tight yellow dress on the red carpet for some party I wasn’t invited to. I love when a woman stuffs her oversized fake breasts into an abnormally tight dress. So hot. I’m not pleased that she brought along her douche man friend though. It’s nice of him to get all dressed up in his very best t-shirt and jeans. Do you really need your stupid headphones? Moron. If I had a hottie like this I would wear whatever the hell she wanted me to wear. Call me.
