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Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

I think Alexis Ren realizes that her face isn’t all that great, because her best work involves her body, which is an insane body, a thin body, that’s been jacked up with fake tits body, but that still is thin as fuck, with a great waist to hip ratio that is is consistently hard to find as women become more and more fat as fuck…fascinating – not really – but this selfie, with camera face, looking like she’s starved herself for a few days…is lovely as fuck…and a little racy too…I mean she’s a girl who posted softcore erotica porn for married women…all grinding up on her dude who is no longer her dude…to cash the fuck in…in the weirdest thing that’s succeeded in social media in a while…. Not too exciting..but that body…good.. The post Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow’s Underwear for a DKNY Ad of the DAy

Rat Cow is a girl, if you can even call her that, who I like to rant about because I find her such a bottom feeding leech trying to get herself as famous and relevant as possible, which annoys me, because she’s a titty model, basically a sex worker and that’s fine, but don’t try to intellectualize it. It’s like pornstars pretend taking 10 dicks for 1500 dollars is for some higher purpose, or intellectual purpose, or artistic purpose…because they need an excuse to take those 10 dicks that is more than just not having a dad, being raped as a child, being narcissistic freaks who fucking love themselves so much and being fucked by 10 guys…. Now Rat Cow is not a porn slut but she could have been if she wasn’t so egotistical and fancy, figuring if she goes to the right events and hangs with the celebs she’ll get in regular movies and the nudity shit is just a necessity to her marketing because her tits are fucking awesome… I hate to admit that I am a fan of Rat Cow…but I love to hate her and that counts for something, I also love her body as I fucking feel confused as to why DKNY would hire her to be their bird face with big its, or body…walking her dog in lingerie…maybe a little shameless on their part…definitely…get those followers..not to mention she’s more than a Glamour model because she attends fashion week and red carpet events like the Grammys…and Academy Award viewing parties…FANCY AS FUCK….escort I can’t afford… Here are the edited shots: Here’s the BTS The post Rat Cow’s Underwear for a DKNY Ad of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Boring Fucking Runway Show of the Day

I get that a bitch needs to make a living. I also get that a bitch doesn’t want to only be known as the bitch who gets half naked. I get that she may feel objectified being a body in a bikini or panties and feels the need to legitimize herself as a body who also wears clothes. It’s like pornstars who also strip who don’t want people to think they only fuck for money, they also have the art of striptease, you know where they usually started out before going labia out and who just didn’t give it all up for free…but what these idiots don’t understand is that we don’t care what you used to do, or that there was a time when you were just a regular model or a regular stripper, we care about you strictly because we jerk off to you, so doing this is just like a spit in all of our faces. Pics via Bauer

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Miranda Kerr Posing in Some Boring Clothes of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a bikini and lingerie model, but for some reason these pictures of her wearing the least revealing outfit I have ever seen a woman in hit the internet. Maybe she’s like pornstars who fuck for a living so they don’t like fucking in their spare time, or maybe she’s like a girl who works at a coffee shop and just can’t stomach the smell of coffee, or maybe she’s like a gyno who is a gay, or maybe in the gyno’s case a gyno who still eats pussy because I am sure they see some vile shit, and really what it comes down to is that I feel seriously ripped the fuck off, something I sure as hell happened to her dress after these pictures were taken….cuz hiding that body that is all she has going for her is a fucking crime. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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