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Hayden Panettiere’s a Bikini Clad Vampire of the Day

Nothing says Christmas marketing campaign like vampires in bikinis…I mean I guess I shouldn’t expect more from some Candy Coated Hollywood child…who grew up to a couple vapid cunt parents and was totally disconnected from reality…I mean shit…just seeing what Hollywood does to people who move to that plastic garbage from small towns is bad enough…to be bred there and think that’s normal…commercialized shit everywhere…nothing cool…anywhere….it’s probably hard to be interesting or creative in how she promotes her bullshit jewelry line…but the good news is that with having a vagina…comes the ability of not having to be with it, cool or ahead of the trends…just get in a bikini with some fucking implants….and you’re good.

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Kate Beckinsale for Australian Mens Syle of the Day

Nerds, virgins, the socially awkward who can’t get pussy to notice them, love KATE BECKINSALE ….and I see her appeal…I just don’t know why her tight mom body became the poster body for fapping weirdos who like vampires….you see I know this cuz the one virgin loser, socially awkward weirdo nerd I was actually friends with before he fucked me over an made a multimillion dollar website with my idea…was so into this bitch he had a cardboard cut-out of her….that I’m sure he’d have dinner with when no one was around….you see cuz lonliness makes you do some shit…..and being a virgin loser nerd makes that shit real fucking weird….see cuz when I get lonely I just text past lovers pics of my testicles…but maybe that’s cuz I like real relationships with real people and not things made of cardboard that represent a real woman they’ll never met… Who cares…her she is in a mag….

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Miley Cyrus Is No Fan Of Twilight

Miley Cyrus won’t be queuing for Twilight’s New Moon .

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