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Kate Upton Should Hire Me As Her Ass Man

There are a whole lot of really good jobs out there in the world, jobs that make you wish you spent more time studying or more time at the driving range, but I don’t think there can be anything better than being the butt man on a supermodel bikini photoshoot. Here’s some lucky bastard with his grubby hands al over Kate Upton’s perfect booty in some hot little Twitter pictures. I don’t know what the hell a butt man does, but I want in.

Kate Upton Is Pure Perfection

Sweet sweet Kate Upton , what a magnificent specimen. How could I finish off the week without some shots of her perfect hotness? Here she is walking the streets yesterday like a normal person, well sort of like a normal person, she’s putting one foot in front of the other, but she’s doing it so damn well. I love it. I could walk behind this woman for miles. Obviously from a respectful distance. The camera I have in my bag has a zoom on it.

Kate Upton Hangs Out In Her See Through Bra

So Kate Upton seems to be lighting up the internet over the last twenty-four hours, it’s pretty damn impressive. First she had that awesome video of her dancing the Cat Daddy in a little bikini, then it was the sexy shots as a bikini clad bride and now these black and white Terry Richardson shots of her in nothing but a bra. Amazeballs! I even like the pic of her in the hipster nerd glasses. I want to marry this one. Call me.

Kate Upton Hot Bikini Bride

I’ve never really had any interest in getting married, I don’t see the point in it, but after seeing these shots of Kate Upton in her hot little ‘Bride’ bikini I might reconsider. Here she is in all her busty supermodel glory getting the “Best Man” in my pants all hot and bothered. I think if I ever did get married, I really would have my penis as my best man. The guy has been with me for a long time, we’ve been through a lot together and I know I can always count on him when I need him. Greatest best man speech ever!

Miley Cyrus’ Booty Does It Again

See now this is how you’re supposed to wear spandex pants. Sure they’re a little too long for my taste, but paired with a revealing tank top the whole thing works. Here’s Miley Cyrus at it again in her hot yoga gear heading to her car. I know I’ve posted a tone of these pictures and they all pretty much look the same, but I just can’t seem to get enough of that sweet sweet booty. Do a deep knee bend for me.

Kate Upton’s Bikini Dance Move Jiggles

I’m not exactly up to date on the latest dance crazes, is the Macarena still a thing? But when a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model wants to show me some new moves, I’m going to pay attention. Here’s Kate Upton in all her jiggly glory demonstrating the right way to do the Cat Daddy . I don’t know what that means, but I like the way she’s doing it. Big breasted supermodels in itsy bitsy bikinis is definitely the right way to get your message across. Too hot!

Emma Stone Cute Booty Profile Shots

I guess there’s yet another Spiderman movie coming out, like the world needs more of this crap, and Emma Stone is apparently in it. I’m bored already. Anyhow, here she is giving us a good look at her cute little booty in some decently tight denims. I like it I guess. Although I’d prefer her perky little boobs a whole lot more, but I’m not in charge of the paparazzi. Take your top off.

Kate Upton’s Sweet Big T-Shirt Breasts

I complained earlier that I wasn’t getting enough boobage from the last Kate Upton pictures, you can never get enough boobage, but that seems to have all been rectified. Here she is in at something called Sportsblast in her hot little workout gear showing off the big supermodel sweater mounds. So hot. I would like to Sportsblast all over those things. That wasn’t meant to sound so dirty. Sorry.

SoCal Val Models Her Stripper Outfits

This is the second female wrestler I’ve had on the site today, I didn’t do it on purpose or anything, I guess I’m just in the mood for some hot chicks who can kick my ass. Here’s SoCal Val taking some pictures of herself modeling a whole bunch of bikinis and various stripper costumes. This is how most hotties should spend their afternoons. Now let’s see some shots of her on a trampoline or pogo stick.

Kylie Minogue’s Hot Cougar Goodness

I haven’t seen anything from Kylie Minogue in quite some time, I thought she had retired to one of those beautiful tropical islands where sexy aging popstars spend their retirement lounging in the sun in bikinis, but I guess I was mistaken. Here she is filming a video or something like that, I don’t know what it is, but it involves her making sexy faces in denim sbort shorts and that’s alright with me.