Divorcee because her husband cheated on her, Eva Longoria, reminds me of a story that just happened, cuz I have no attention span and/or memory and the best I can do is remember shit that just happened…. I was in line at the coffee shop in what seems like yesterday, but was actually today, and some bitch was complaining to her friend about her husband sucking at renovating their basement, she was bitching and bitching and bitching about how useless he was, until I said “if you really want to get back at him for being such a shitty husband, you should give me a blow job in the bathroom”…she didn’t laugh, it just made for awkward line waiting together, reminding me if you’re gonna say something like that, do it when you can escape, not when 10 people are in line ahead of you…She shoulda just given me a blowjob…. Either way, here’s Eva Longoria’s ass in a not quite tight enough dress, making a decent bounce back from marriage, unlike most mexi chicks I know who leave that shit obeses and with 4 dozen babies….
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Eva Longoria Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day
