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Brooklyn Decker Is Drop Dead Gorgeous

I don’t know if she’s in the movie or not, I don’t really care, but here’s Brooklyn Decker looking as hot as ever at the premiere of What To Expect When You’re Expecting the other night. Hmmm, I like it. I have no interest in the crappy movie, but someone should “accidentally” step on the bottom of that dress of hers because one quick tug and those breasts are popping out. Amaze!

Selena Gomez Instagram Bikini Hotness

We’ve been getting a whole lot of pictures from the set of this Spring Breakers movie, but they’ve always just been paparazzi shots so it’s nice to see some actual Twitter shots of the girls. Here are a few Instagram pictures of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and some other girls looking all hot and bothered in their little bathing suits. The movie is obviously going to be terrible, but hotties in bikinis getting arrested I like.

Brooklyn Decker One Hell Of A Hottie

I was a little afraid that now that Brooklyn Decker has decided she wants to be an actress, if you can call walking around in a bikini acting, we wouldn’t be seeing as much of her hotness doing any more modeling. That doesn’t seem to be the case. Here she is looking as hot as ever on the cover of DT magazine. I want to be the guy that tells hotties like this that the photographer wants to see more of her big beautiful breasts hanging out of her top. Perfection.

Candice Swanepoel Takes Her Top Off

We all know how special supermodels like Candice Swanepoel are and we shouldn’t take them for granted, so when I get shots of the hottie with her top off you know I’m going to be posting this goodness. Here she is in some sexy fashion photoshoot looking as hot as ever. I don’t understand fashion at all, my ‘Pobody’s Nerfect’ t-shirt should tell you that, but this kind of thing works for me. The more boobage the better. Well done.

Sofia Vergara’s Heroic Breasts

Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara at the CNN Heroes thing from the other night looking as hot as ever. I’m not sure what makes her a hero, but I’m really glad she was invited. Now that I think of it, those breasts of hers are certainly heroes, they’re saved me from a life of lame uneventful erections. Thanks sweetheart.

Ashley Greene’s Body Gets A Workout

Here we go again with some more sexy chicks in workout gear photos. In this installment we’ve got Twilight hottie Ashley Greene out in her somewhat eighties inspired Flashdance costume looking as hot as ever. I want to see the part wear she dumps a bucket of water on herself. Hot. I don’t know why this kind of thing turns me on, she must be all sweaty and gross, but there’s just something about a chick in three quarter length yoga pants holding a water bottle that I like. I have very specific tastes.

Irina Shayk’s Award Winning Hotness

Here’s supermodel Irina Shayk looking as hot as ever while she gets some sort of award the other night. I hope this is for hottest chick on the planet, because I can’t imagine her being qualified to win anything else. Not that it really matters, if I were giving out awards I’d make something up too just so this hottie would show up to claim her prize. Supermodel With The Weirdest Accent or Most Consecutive Days Being Groped By Christiano Ronaldo Without Vomitting … Anything to get that sweetness to my party. more pictures of Irina Shayk here

Blake Lively Is Pure Perfection

Here’s hottie Blake Lively at the premiere of her new movie The Town at Fenway Park the other night looking as hot as ever. The girl is just perfection, somebody should bottle whatever it is she’s got because I want to see more chicks like this. I’m sure there’s a mad scientist out there who would be happy to make a dozen or so clones of Blake. See you in eighteen years girls.

Stacy Keibler Is Out Of My League

Here’s my soon to be Twitter girlfriend Stacy Keibler , looking as hot as ever, at the premiere of the new movie She’s Out Of My League . We don’t see her at many premieres so I find it kind of odd that she would choose this movie to go see, like she’s trying to tell me something. Interesting and uncalled for all at once and I’m going to choose to ignore her subtleties. Wait, who’s that dude? He better be one of the producers just trying to get his face on the interweb or our Twittermance or Twitterfair or whatever you want to call it is over. I don’t mean that, I’m drunk, take me back.

Rachel Bilson Likes The Hot Sauce

Here’s Rachel Bilson out in her short shorts, with some hot sauce for some reason, looking as hot as always, Although her legs look a little funny, kinda like a pair of old lady legs, a little loose. She’s obviously not using them as much as she should, she needs to work them out somehow, maybe do some deep knee bends or stretch them out behind her head. That’ll get the hot sauce flowing.

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Rachel Bilson Likes The Hot Sauce