This seems like totally normal fat chick with breast implant behavior, it’s like strap yourself into the hourglass figure you want, by shaping your fat and making it deposit in all the “right places” that still make you look fat, just freakish, because your waist is 23 inches, and the rest of you is 500 fucking pounds of donuts…weird. If you don’t like that kind of horror – here’s Tim Burton’s 1982 version of Hansel and Gretel…that aired on some Disney Channel on halloween 1983…
Selena Gomez is doing some vocal training, because I guess you can never be too good, not that Selena Gomez is that good, I wouldn’t know I’ve never seen or heard any of her shit…which I like to think is good thing… I like to assume that her stage Mother coordinated this, since kids are lazy as fuck, and she doesn’t want the money that she could have used on her college fund but rather spent on moving to LA, to stage mom proper, putting in work, and sucking the right exec dick to get her in at Disney, the happiest place on earth to the people they market to, and the best vocational program in the entertainment industry, if you want to be in the entertainment industry, where they churn out starlets… I am posting it because I find it kind of sweet and erotic, like a gentle whisper I can jerk off to because I am a high concept masturbator, and hardcore fucking doesn’t do it for me. I need black and white creepy erotica filled with face wide enough for even the biggest load…
I think that all these crappy celebrity blogs have ruined the art of the upskirt picture, all these chicks now know how to get out of a car without flashing their lady business all over the interweb. Who the hell wants that? Here’s Audrina Patridge hiding all the good parts from me in a short little dress the other night. Good for you princess, well done, you must be so proud that nobody got to see your vagina. At least show us your boobs. I guess I only have myself to blame… Stupid internet.
It looks like Jessica Simpson may have had a few too many the other night. I’m not talking about chilly cheese dogs either, I mean a few too many adult beverages. Don’t get me wrong, I like my women liquored up, but I need them to at least be able to make it to the car. I find it kind of funny that for the first time in a long time I actually find some pictures of Jessica looking pretty damn sexy again and it turns out she’s hammered. I guess it says more about my taste in women. Enjoy.
It looks like Jessica Simpson may have had a few too many the other night. I’m not talking about chilly cheese dogs either, I mean a few too many adult beverages. Don’t get me wrong, I like my women liquored up, but I need them to at least be able to make it to the car. I find it kind of funny that for the first time in a long time I actually find some pictures of Jessica looking pretty damn sexy again and it turns out she’s hammered. I guess it says more about my taste in women. Enjoy.
Here’s my soon to be Twitter girlfriend Stacy Keibler , looking as hot as ever, at the premiere of the new movie She’s Out Of My League . We don’t see her at many premieres so I find it kind of odd that she would choose this movie to go see, like she’s trying to tell me something. Interesting and uncalled for all at once and I’m going to choose to ignore her subtleties. Wait, who’s that dude? He better be one of the producers just trying to get his face on the interweb or our Twittermance or Twitterfair or whatever you want to call it is over. I don’t mean that, I’m drunk, take me back.
While this one's mainly for Matt , I'm sure the rest of y'all can jump on the WTF-is-going-on-with-Noah-Cyrus bandwagon here. the NINE-YEAR OLD aspiring actress shows up to a Halloween bash wearing, yes, leather knee-highs and red lipstick. Yikes, can someone introduce this pre-teen to Dakota Fanning or Abigail Breslin
This cool map shows the regional differences between people to say “ya'll” and people who say “you” — along with those who say “you all” and “you guys”. While I find it kind of strange that the only state to say “you” is grammatically-challenged Rhode Island, they've also left out the essential “youz” or “youz all” which exists exclusively on Long Island. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
