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Sadly, We Still Need Roads: Back to the Future Celebrates 25th Anniversary

Great Scott! Has it really been 25 years since audiences first fell in love with a souped-up DeLorean powered by a flux capacitor? Since Michael J. Fox showed that he could play more than a young Republican? Since the jigawatt earned its way into the Real-Sounding Fake-Science Hall of Fame, right next to the dilithium crystals? Man, that’s heavy. Yes, Robert Zemeckis’ best film (bugger off, Forrest Gump , you were always too sweetly paternalistic for my tastes) came out a quarter of a century ago today and just might be the most entertaining “Mom Almost Porks Her Son” movie ever made. And in just three short months, Universal is releasing the whole trilogy on BluRay in October. I know what I’m asking the Great Pumpkin for. After the jump, enjoy the original theatrical trailer and the scene that I made my parents rewind again and again.

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Sadly, We Still Need Roads: Back to the Future Celebrates 25th Anniversary

Michael J. Fox Shows Off his Wife and her Hard Mom Nipples of the Day

Michael J. Fox the human vibrator is showing off his wife and her mom body again. It’s like you’d think dude would take a fucking break and spend a day shaking in fucking bed already, but instead he’s eager to enjoy every moment of this vacation and I guess it’s a lot more inspiring that the 55 year old dude who looks 90, pushing 300 pounds who sits on the side of the street moaning in pain so that people ask him if he’s ok and he can give his speech about having some bullshit disease. Yesterday it was liver failure, two weeks ago it was lung cancer cuz he likes his terminal illness to constantly change while feeling sorry for himself… So if you like hard mom nipples with a sweet compassion who could have have walked out on the dude when she had the chance, but decided to stand by her man and help him like it was her job, and I guess a good paying job because he did make a lot of money over his career and she does have the good life thanks to him, not to mention she hooked him in early on in his career when he was just not short and not livin’ the daily earthquake… Here are the saint’s at these nipples because most girls are self-involved cunts who crave attention and always want more than what they have. The wholesome mother who dyes easter eggs with her kids while the husband is making milkshakes just doesn’t exist these days, so let these pictures be a reminder that you will never find a love like this, or a loyalty like this, unless you marry a fat chick. Pics via Fame

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Michael J. Fox Shows Off his Wife and her Hard Mom Nipples of the Day

Michael J. Fox’s Wife in a Bathing Suit of the Day

People seem to care so much about these earthquakes predicting the end of the world that hit Haiti and Chile, but they don’t seem to care so much about Michael J. Fox, even though everyday feels like an earthquake to him…so maybe we need a Tsunami warning, cuz even I know earthquakes in water cause Tsunamis…. Except maybe today, because here he is in picture of Michael J. Fox following his wife of 30 years on the beach living large, showing the paparazzi that he’s still got it, but showin’ off his magic fingers, thanks to Parkinsons making him a human vibrator, behind her back, letting us know he’s still got it, without her even knowing he’s showin’ off his pussy…. If anything, I’m pretty sure he called the paparazzi, to just show off, clear things up for his disease, cuz like all disabled people, the public starts treating you differently, and forget that you can get good pussy, even if it married you before you were disabled and feels trapped and like it has to stay with you to not look like an evil person, but like my friend in a wheel chair, Michael J. Fox is all about milking the pussy he gets and making it clear that not everyone suffering from the shit is 90 years old in a home, but can be in their 40s with pretty solid bodied 40 year old pussy he just needs to stand next to to make her cum. He’s like riding the fucking washing machine… That said, part of me loves one-piece bathing suits, not because they remind me of little kids at swim class, but because sometimes they hide the stretch marks and unappealing shit a bikini doesn’t hide and I’ve got a serious love for anything that can touch pussy, tits and ass at the same time, even if it is just a piece of clothing. Pics via Fame

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‘Family Ties’ Mom — Yep, I’m Gay

Meredith Baxter — Michael J. Fox’s mama “Elyse Keaton” on “Family Ties” — just came out as a “later in life” lesbian. Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Baxter, who’s been married to men three times and has …

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