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Valeria Lukyanova to Perez Hilton: Get a Boob Job!

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is back and more bizarre than ever, turning her sights on one of her high-profile critics: Perez Hilton. The Ukrainian, doll-like enigma famous for her unusual diets, eye-popping photos and truly absurd commentary, lashed out at Perez. Why? Because Hilton implied Lukyanova was a hypocrite for hating on the “Human Barbie” nickname that “literally made her famous.” (This was June when he wrote that.) Naturally, HuBarb responded by posting a lengthy personal attack beneath side-by-side Valeria Lukyanova photos and Perez photos. Adding the words “Natural Sporty” and “Natural Awkward” (above), she defended herself from his attacks … and called him “ugly.” Not that it would change her asinine point (whatever it may be), but Perez has lost a ton of weight and is super cut nowadays. Anyway. “This is funny coming from a man who looks like clown,” she writes. “It [amazes] me how people with the weirdest bodies are so full of themselves.” So basically, the woman who aspires to look as “perfect” as a Barbie Doll hates when you call her that, especially if you’re uggers. “Before you decide to broadcast your naked torso,” Valeria adds of Perez, “you should probably make sure you are nice to look at.” She then suggests Hilton get a “boob job.” Lukyanova then takes a shot at “Human Ken” Justin Jedlica , another critic of hers, calling him a “lost case” who “simply [looks] awful.” “Such characters as Justin and Perez make their names by publicly offending famous people like me,” Lukyanova laments, concluding: “Ok well, here goes my PR to them and may they enjoy eating crumbs from the master’s table.” Well, that about sums it up. We have no idea what that even means to be honest … but well handled, Valeria. Well handled indeed.

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Caitlyn Jenner & Kris Jenner: Attending Therapy TOGETHER?!

Last week, Kris Jenner visited Caitlyn Jenner  at her home in Malibu. It was the first time the exes have been face-to-face since Caitlyn completed her transition, and naturally, I Am Cait cameras were on hand to document the meeting . Sources say things were a bit awkward, but according to Radar Online it won’t be the last time that the Jenners hang out. In fact, Kris and Caitlyn have reportedly signed up for ex-couples’ therapy . “It was Caitlyn’s idea and Kris agreed, but not just because of the kids — Kris knows it will help with her closure,” says one insider. “So far, it’s really helped her come to terms with the ‘new Bruce’ standing before her they’ve got a lot of history together.” The source says that the Jenners see the therapy sessions “as an opportunity to clear the air in private rather than let working through their feelings turn into a public mud-slinging match, which is what nearly happened after Caitlyn’s Vanity Fair interview.” The insider adds that Kris is “still bitter” over the way Caitlyn handled her transition and feels as though she was lied to for the entirety of their marriage. We’re not sure if therapy will help, but should make for some compelling I Am Cait episodes . View Slideshow: I Am Cait: Sneak Peeks, Promos & More!

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Awesome Teen Roasts Michael Jordan’s Shoe Game: What Are Thoooose?

He might be the greatest basketball player that's ever walked the Earth, but these days, Michael Jordan is getting no respect. First, LeBron James takes his role in Space Jam 2 , now some smartass kid is going viral with an epic roast of His Airness' famous footwear. In case you're not up on what the teens are saying these days (Don't worry, we had to Google it ourselves.), “What are thooose?” is basically a way of saying someone is wearing ugly shoes. Jordan is almost as famous for his sneaker-shilling as for his time with the Bulls, so this kid basically just pulled off the off-court equivalent of posterizing someone with a tongue-wagging dunk. After someone translated for him, MJ kinda recovered with a response about how Vine sucks and he's rocking a pair of “29 Lows.” Frankly, we wish he would've responded along the lines of, “That's a good one! Now watch me buy your parents' house and kick you out of it. In the meantime, you wanna play some one-on-one in front of all these people?”

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