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Garbage Can Kylie Jenner Turns 40 of the Day

Kylie Jenner is a puppet for her egotistical, materialistic, shameless, whore of a mother – who is living her dreams through the kids that have been shat out of her massive, very fucking massive, it’s gotta be massive vagina… The kind of woman who attracts trannies and men who kill their wives – while dating a wallet…who can only instil shitty morals and values in her uneducated, vapid, money making garbage kids – who for some reason is “famous” or an “influencer” which is code for bullshit, because bitch doesn’t do anything but hang around, jack up her face by stapling flesh to it, looking 40, all dumpy and porny, which has created a trend that you’ll see if you leave the house of other 18 year olds looking this dumb as fuck…and the whole thing has no value, substance..but shit can move sneakers and lip liner… She’s in a bikini, because that’s what whores do, and you can’t really blame her for being born into this, and riding what everyone wishes they had, you can only blame her for not killing herself yet….but it may happen, they can’t be this relevant forever…and dealing with that rejection will destroy her…let’s help destroy her…she’s their golden ticket…we need her and her doughy clown vibe eliminated happy birthday to me A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Aug 10, 2016 at 7:00am PDT The post Garbage Can Kylie Jenner Turns 40 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Jenneke is Going to Rio of the Day

I forgot about Michelle Jenneke, I mean hurdling is not really in my day to day thought process – and a girl who had a cute dance in her warm up before doing some hurdles back in 2012 – isn’t quite enough visibility for me to really give a fuck, and even now, when we are knee deep in Rio, I don’t give a fuck, but she’s been posting slutty Australian uniform selfies, and that’s the line of work I’m in…I am a believer in all things slutty – especially when it is topical….even if this athlete isn’t as hot as she looked in that warm up video, she’s still fit as fuck and accomplished which is more than we can say for all the other whores I actually follow on this social media bullshit… I guess what I’m saying is – this is what puts me in more of they Olympic spirit – when Female Rugby has made the Olympics un-jerk-off-able… 9 days! #Rio2016 A video posted by Michelle Jenneke (@mjenneke93) on Aug 7, 2016 at 5:01pm PDT The post Michelle Jenneke is Going to Rio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Jenneke Does Worldstar of the Day

Michelle Jenneke is a bit of a monster, but black people don’t care about that, they just like that she has sturdy hurdler legs and athleticism that looks like she can take a beating in the bedroom, and by sturdy legs and athleticism to take a beating in the bedroom, I mean she’s white..they like that she’s white… Not that the Worldstar audience is black, like all things mainstream hip hop, suburban white kids are all about that shit…it keeps them hood…like chains, drug dealing, and rapping in the mall parking lot…turning their white accent to something more hood…you know to keep shit urban… But more importantly, they took a monster, shot her to look good, and this is the hottest you’ll ever see Michelle Jenneke, because lets face it, what else is there for her to really do with her career, she’s a fucking hurdler… Here are pics of her to remind you that she’s a monster…she had one viral hit…and now she’s just proving if you’re not fat, and oiled up in the pool you look good…

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Michelle Jenneke Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Michelle Jenneke was the rugged hurdler everyone fell in love with thanks to her cute, smiling warm up video, without googling to see the monster she is without that cute, smiling warm up dance….but lucky for you, two years and an SI Spread later, she’s put herself in a bikini, only to take a few selfies for the fans, and it really isn’t not quite bikini model enough for me, but a lot too strong and big….

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Taylor Swift Rocks The Leather Pants For New Year’s

In case you missed Taylor Swift ’s New Year’s performance, I thought I’d post it for you guys because I’ve never thought much of her, until I saw her strutting around in tight leather pants. All she is missing is a leather bra and a whip and me tied up in the fetal position saying “Yes, Mistress”.

Olympic Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Cashing In On Her Sexy Wiggle

I’m glad to see Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke cash in on her sexy little pre-race dance ritual. Obviously, she had no clue that the video would go viral, but us bloggers took notice and now she has endorsement deals. I expect a thank you and hopefully we will get to see Michelle working her wiggle on the track again shortly.

Ashley Tisdale’s Cleavage Likes To Party

Obviously I enjoyed yesterday’s sneaky pictures of Ashley Tisdale sunning herself in a bikini a whole lot better than these, I’m a creep that way, but they’re are going to have to do for today. Here she is going out to dinner in her hot little dress, showing off that awesome freshly tanned body of hers. I don’t know if she was on vacation or not, but I love being on vacation and seeing the chicks get all dressed up for their free all inclusive fancy dinner. Good times. Except for the “Havana Splats” of course.

Michelle Jenneke: Hottest Athlete Ever!

I wasn’t planning on watching the olympics this year, until female gratification becomes an event I’m boycotting it, but after seeing this picture I might have to. Here’s some hottie named Michelle Jenneke showing off a pretty awesome body. That sounds kinda stupid, you’re not going really going to see chicks with terrible bodies at the olympics are you? But you know what I mean. Anyhow, good luck princess.