I hate lingerie catalog pictures and always have…when it came to pre-internet, no available porn because it was confiscated masturbation, I was always the more cultured and exotic type who hit National Geographic, while the while suburbanites did the Sears Catalog…sure it was an era of bush, nipples and shitty manual photoshop airbrushing skills, where nipples and vagina definition happened, but just the studio environment was with the same pose over and over was just fucking dull…so even now when I post these things, of models I have professed my love to over and over, in emails, tweets, instagram comments, packages sent, interpretive dance and even song…only to be ignored because they know they can do better than me, the pics bore me, but her belly button doesn’t that thing looks like it has a vagina of it’s own and I want to dig in deep with my tongue…but I may just be overly excited since Emily Ratajkowski is one of the best there ever was as far as I’m concerned….
Apparently it’s Nuts ‘ 500th Issue this month, so they got seven of my all-time favorite busty British hotties together for one giant lingerie shoot: Lucy Pinder , Rosie Jones , Holly Peers , India Reynolds , Lucy Collett , Joey Fisher and Stacey Poole . It’s so much hotness all at once that you might want to consider taking the afternoon off to properly celebrate. Enjoy.
You might not recognize her since she’s not exactly a household name yet, but Dutch hottie Bregje Heinen here is one of my favorite underrated Victoria’s Secret models. This new bikini shoot should help give you a good idea why, but unfortunately it doesn’t even show off Bregje’s best asset: that killer booty of hers. Luckily for that, there’s always the archives. So do yourself a favor and get better acquainted with Bregje . You can thank me later, once you’re able to form words into sentences again. No rush.
Halloween is any blogger’s favorite time of year, since it’s just another excuse for all the celebrity hotties out there to wear “clever” costumes that usually just translates to less clothing than usual. So obviously I was excited to get these pictures of one of my favorite new Victoria’s Secret models Lindsay Ellingson at the 4th annual UNICEF Masquerade Ball. As you can see, she decided to go as a hot model. Well played, Lindsay. I think this just might be my favorite costume yet. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m not sure why, but Nicole Scherzinger has seriously been upping the hotness lately. This time, here she is out in London in another tight leather dress with an army of dudes with umbrellas to make sure she doesn’t get any water on her getting into her car. But if Nicole really wanted to make sure she didn’t ruin that leather, she should’ve just taken it off. That way we could’ve all gone home happy. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’m not sure why, but Nicole Scherzinger has seriously been upping the hotness lately. This time, here she is out in London in another tight leather dress with an army of dudes with umbrellas to make sure she doesn’t get any water on her getting into her car. But if Nicole really wanted to make sure she didn’t ruin that leather, she should’ve just taken it off. That way we could’ve all gone home happy. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Alessandra Ambrosio and Gisele Bundchen may get all the pub when it comes to Brazilian super-hotties, but don’t let that fool you: Lais Ribeiro here is a total goddess. Sure, she may not be as big of a household name as her fellow Brazilian Victoria’s Secret models, but if anything, that’s a good thing. Because it means you might actually have a shot if you can somehow convince Lais that hooking up with you will help her career. It hasn’t worked for me yet, but I’ll keep you guys posted. » view all 20 photos
Alessandra Ambrosio and Gisele Bundchen may get all the pub when it comes to Brazilian super-hotties, but don’t let that fool you: Lais Ribeiro here is a total goddess. Sure, she may not be as big of a household name as her fellow Brazilian Victoria’s Secret models, but if anything, that’s a good thing. Because it means you might actually have a shot if you can somehow convince Lais that hooking up with you will help her career. It hasn’t worked for me yet, but I’ll keep you guys posted. » view all 20 photos
I have been trying to marry Anastasia Ashley…for the last 3 months. She’s a fucking star on all levels and I love her for more than just her fearless approach to life, her surfing and what one may consider shameless or even exhibitionism on her instagram… I think is amazing…even if it’s not smeared up against my face…which it should be and the fact that it isn’t makes me sad. That said, She’s been getting all kinds of shit today on the internet because she posted this video of her ass being amazing before catching a wave, if that’s even surf talk, I’m not really in that world, and I don’t know what’s up in general…maybe that’s why Anastasia won’t marry me…but what I do know is is fit round asses when I see them and it seems like this ass is fit and round and I want to chip my tooth on it… You see surf girls, even the fat, ugly, troll-like ones all have rocking’ asses…but some get more hate than others and since I want to be her superman…I am here to defend her… The fact is simple, she’s in a bikini all fucking day, so being in a bikini isn’t a thing for her, it’s like her posing in pants would be more unnatural for her, she’s got a great fit body, that she’s spent her life working on, that she’s clearly comfortable with, and just living, is not exploiting it just cuz she’s showing it…. No one hates on a nurse for posing in her blood and semen covered scrubs…you see this is her fucking uniform… People can choose to watch her or ignore her, they can even hate on her, even though that’s kinda homosexual, but shitting on her for having a great shitter that happens to go everywhere she goes, because if it didn’t, that would be weird. Girl surfers, no matter how good they are, are second rate to the men. Their prize money is shit, they need to work their asses off for sponsors who pay them whatever is left from their budget that isn’t spent on dudes, and their entire existence and ability to surf full-time depends on being spokesmodels to their brands…All surfers do this…. So the reality is, this Anastasia angel sent from heaven to ruin my life bitch can surf, she wins, she’s insane, she’s got a bigger personality than the waves she kills herself on, she works hard on surfing daily, and her ass is just her fucking ass…but here she is being hated for what is probably the best video ever, but I may just be saying that cuz I am smitten with her. You see the industry treats these girls like models, people want these pictures and videos, their livelihood depends on it, but when they happen, everyone takes a “Higher than thou” stance, and hate on it, when really they are all the reason for it….and really what’s the big fucking deal…she’s in a fucking bathing suit surfing yo….chill the fuck out. I am glad this video happened, because it gives us all something to compare our wife’s shitty, lazy, boring asses to…it gives me hope of one day shoving my tongue up in this…. It’s not like she’s released a sex tape to get a reality show like Kim Kardashian and all the other fame whores…she’s a suffer and this is a surf video…It’s not like she posted this and emailed all the blogs asking for it to be posted…she’s just a fucking surfer and you’re all just a bunch of perverts for thinking it’s just a strategic gratuitous ass video…and even if it was…I’ll take two more… People just like to hate…and the only thing I hate is that Anastasia Ashley won’t be my Valentine for the rest of time…til death do us part….like we were Final Destionada…. All this to say, I wish I was her wet suit…just for a day…all covered in her pee…it would be magical…we’re all allowed to have dreams….
Justin Bieber can often come across like a spoiled, entitled brat. Recent cases in point: the singer drunkenly peed into a restaurant mop bucket . He was also carried up The Great Wall of China by his bodyguards. But then you’re reminded that Bieber is really a pretty darn good guy. Even when he keeps his shirt on. Justin spent the weekend in Guatemala City, joining a team from the charity Pencils of Promise and building a school for local, underprivileged children in the area. The funds for the project were raised by his “Believe tour” and Bieber Tweeted that it was an especially “powerful and humbling” experience. Watch the following video for more from Justin, as he recounts why this endeavor woke him up and should serve as a reminder to us all that we’re very, very lucky: Justin Bieber: Woken Up by Trip to Guatemala
