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Former Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg In A Bikini Is Spectacular!

Here’s more bikini goodness from former Playboy Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg in another one of these damn 138 Water photoshoots. You know what though? I’m done being jealous. It’s time to follow their lead. I’m going to fill up a bunch of plastic bottles with tap water, convince Playboy models that it’s the next big thing in bottled water, and watch the bikini pictures roll in. Either that, or just continue staring at more pictures of Jaclyn. Yeah, on second thought, that’s probably way easier. Nevermind. » view all 15 photos Fameflynet

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Former Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg In A Bikini Is Spectacular!

Former Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg In A Bikini Is Spectacular!

Here’s more bikini goodness from former Playboy Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg in another one of these damn 138 Water photoshoots. You know what though? I’m done being jealous. It’s time to follow their lead. I’m going to fill up a bunch of plastic bottles with tap water, convince Playboy models that it’s the next big thing in bottled water, and watch the bikini pictures roll in. Either that, or just continue staring at more pictures of Jaclyn. Yeah, on second thought, that’s probably way easier. Nevermind. » view all 15 photos Fameflynet

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Helen Flanagan for 100 Years of the Bra Photoshoot of the Day

Helen Flanagan apparently posed for 100 years of the bra…that started with Miley in her VMA performance and ended in I don’t even know what or how this is celebrating the bra or 100 years of the bra…Miley doesn’t even have tits or wear a bra…but whatever…… I Just know she’s a busty actress no one cared about who figured she’s better off being a glamour model because in the UK, Glamor models are all that fucking matter, they are the only girls who get retirement plans from the rich dudes, all from not wearing the bra…making this way too high concept for my handicapped brain to grasp…

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Genevieve Morton is Fat of the Day

There is a terribly sad trend going on in bikini models – they are all eating too much salt, or just eating too much… This Genevieve Morton chick probably got cast by this company who booked her from her hot pics of yesteryear…before Kate Upton told her it’s ok to be plus sized…because dudes who buy magazines are into fat chicks…cuz they are married to even fatter chicks…comparatively…these are babes……not knowing they were getting a pig…only to get a big old pig…unable to re-schedule because budget was spent..they just went with it…despite what they actually wanted. Call me old school, but I like my bikini models to be fit…I don’t think there is anything wrong with getting a girl who does her squats in a bikini and paying her…but I do think there’s a whole lot wrong with getting a girl who looks like she ate her weighted squat weight in donuts…in a bikini… The funny thing in all this is that she’s gonna be in SI Swimsuit this year. High Standards yo… Someone needs to give me a magazine, where I will recruit actual fucking babes…not girls who played Babe pig in the City in their church Christmas pageant…while eating a plate of pork products…seriously.

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Genevieve Morton Belongs In Lingerie

For my money, Genevieve Morton is one of the more underrated models out there right now. I mean, just look at the serious talent she’s showing off in this photoshoot for Parisa Lingerie. Actually, make that talents. Whether you agree with me or not, it’s true. And I swear I’m not just saying that to get Genevieve to agree to go out with me. Wait, no, I got that backwards, I am saying that to get her to go out with me. Either way, let’s hope it works. Call me. » view all 35 photos

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Legs N’ Thangs: Kelly Rowland Hits Hollyweird While Nicki Minaj Models Latest Looks From Her Clothing Line

Nicki and Kelly strut their stuff with their stilts on blast Kelly Rowland Hits Hollywood While Nicki Minaj Models Clothing Line Winter might be here but that doesn’t mean the ladies are done letting their daddy long legs breathe just yet. Slimmy-trimmy songstress Kelly Rowland was spotted out and about leaving Mr. Chow restaurant in Hollywood for dinner….. ….while big-bootied YMCMB blondie Nicki Minaj posted these pics of herself modeling the latest looks from her “Nicki Minaj Collection” clothing line. So fellas, which pair of legs would you prefer? SplashNews/Instagram

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Legs N’ Thangs: Kelly Rowland Hits Hollyweird While Nicki Minaj Models Latest Looks From Her Clothing Line

Freakish Lindsey Wixson for Eres Paris 2014 of the Day

Lindsey Wixson is some top model, who I am sure is a very lovely lady with lots of fun and happy things to contribute to a conversation because being a top model has put her in fun and crazy situations and taken her to fun and crazy places and made her a lot of fucking money…but for some reason her fame or success in modelling makes no sense to me…because as far as I’m concerned she looks like a freak…just a weirdo face designed for a horror movie…that I am putting up anyway,..cuz we are in the tail end of Halloween…and you know somewhere someone is still passed out in a ditch in costume…not ready to accept Starbucks introducing the Holiday collection already…but more importantly I’m doing it cuz she’s in a bikini…and trying to understand her face…is some mind melding puzzle you retards could probably use as a brain exercises…. Lindsey Wixson Freakish Lindsey Wixson for Eres Paris 2014 of the Day Lindsey Wixson is some top model, who I am sure is a very lovely lady with lots of fun and happy things to contribute to a conversation because being a top model has put her in fun and crazy situations and taken her to fun and crazy places and made her a lot of fucking money…but for some reason her fame or success in modelling makes no sense to me…because as far as I’m concerned she looks like a freak…just a weirdo face designed for a horror movie…that I am putting up anyway,..cuz we are in the tail end of Halloween…and you know somewhere someone is still passed out in a ditch in costume…not ready to accept Starbucks introducing the Holiday collection already…but more importantly I’m doing it cuz she’s in a bikini…and trying to understand her face…is some mind melding puzzle you retards could probably use as a brain exercises….

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India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys for NUTS of the Day

Here are a couple of Glamour models showing their tits because that’s the whole foundation of what they do, it is everything that represents them, their tits are their self worth and their only contribution to society because they have no other marketable skills… Their names are India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys but that doesn’t matter, what matters is they got titties yo…

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India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys for NUTS of the Day

Here are a couple of Glamour models showing their tits because that’s the whole foundation of what they do, it is everything that represents them, their tits are their self worth and their only contribution to society because they have no other marketable skills… Their names are India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys but that doesn’t matter, what matters is they got titties yo…

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Mila K is the Babe of the Night

Her name is MILA from X-ART and I am going to assume she’s from Eastern Europe, because I typecast like that, but I think we can all agree that wherever she is from, it must be a lot like heaven, because she’s pretty fucking perfect…I blame her dark hair, blue eyes and being naked as fuck.. It always amazes me when nude models don’t look like broken girls, but rather, like perfection…it’s like this can’t be right, even though it is so right… Amazing.. TO SEE MORE OF MILA GETTING WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

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