Her name is TINA and she’s a lovely American girl with some pretty intense eyes…who doesn’t look like she’s got daddy issues or a drug addiction but rather that she’s hot enough to be a serious fucking model…but instead chose the naked and amazing route…because she’s into being naked and amazing…like an exhibitionist who wants you masturbating to her…because she had options…but chose this life instead…and you owe it to her for all her hard work…seriously…she’s amazing… TO SEE TINA MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE AMAZING BABES CLIKC HERE
Her name is TINA and she’s a lovely American girl with some pretty intense eyes…who doesn’t look like she’s got daddy issues or a drug addiction but rather that she’s hot enough to be a serious fucking model…but instead chose the naked and amazing route…because she’s into being naked and amazing…like an exhibitionist who wants you masturbating to her…because she had options…but chose this life instead…and you owe it to her for all her hard work…seriously…she’s amazing… TO SEE TINA MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE AMAZING BABES CLIKC HERE
I don’t normally pay attention to celebrity gossip, because I’m usually too busy napping on the couch, or doing literally anything else, but I’m pretty sure I heard that Miranda Kerr ‘ s officially a free agent again. Which means now there’s no excuse for why we can’t be together. You know, other than the fact that she doesn’t know who I am, and probably doesn’t date bloggers who live in their mom’s basement. Still, I’m gonna focus on the positives here, and take this cover shoot for Self Magazine for what it is: a sign that maybe she’s lowered her standards. So you guys enjoy the pictures, while I go tell my mom she’s got to move out.
I don’t normally pay attention to celebrity gossip, because I’m usually too busy napping on the couch, or doing literally anything else, but I’m pretty sure I heard that Miranda Kerr ‘ s officially a free agent again. Which means now there’s no excuse for why we can’t be together. You know, other than the fact that she doesn’t know who I am, and probably doesn’t date bloggers who live in their mom’s basement. Still, I’m gonna focus on the positives here, and take this cover shoot for Self Magazine for what it is: a sign that maybe she’s lowered her standards. So you guys enjoy the pictures, while I go tell my mom she’s got to move out.
I know I am a hater…but yesterday I watched one of her videos the other day and for a minute I forgot that she was just another hot body, bad face, on some Brooklyn Decker “we met at the retard institution our parents dropped us off at as kids”…with rocking the “will work for free, or tax credits”…only for SI to Scoop them up….I forgot that Adam Maroon 5 tainted her as the pussy he hit before getting engaged to his ex VS gf…Then today…I woke up to her nipples…nipples I’ve probably seen but forgot because all models show their tits…and I am not some weird fan boy who remembers things after I post them…but this shit, right now, retard or not…SI Covergirl failure or not…because last year was her year, but Kate Upton ate her way back onto it, and this year is going to be Emily Ratajkowski, pushing Nina Agdal to the side, a place where broken dreams leads to broken hearts and most importantly…bad decisions I am very into watching go down… All I know is this is very very well timed staged bikini photoshoot behind the scene paparazzi pics…the team is planning the cover right now…most of the shoots are being wrapped up for the Swimsuit issue…and now press, press, press and titties are her only hope to beat out EmRata…someone she probably hates for stepping on her toes and rattling up what was meant to be hers… Model wars…like the real side of it…the jealousy…the hate…would make for a good porno…if it was less about whiney bitches whining and more about them eating each other out…
Not that I really needed any more proof that I’m in the wrong line of work, but I think I just found my dream job: whoever’s getting paid to grab a handful of Nina Agdal in these behind-the-scenes shots from her latest photoshoot. Obviously it’s something I’ve always wanted to do, but I never knew that feeling up supermodels was an actual job. I always figured it was more of a hobby. Or the thing that would land me a restraining order and a few months of community service. Anyway, where do I submit my resume? I don’t have much experience in this field, but I’m a quick learner. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
I know it’s hard to keep track of all the seriously busty British models I post on the site, but Alice Goodwin here is the one who also is (or was?) a cam girl. Anyway, for those of you who need a refresher, I suggest checking out this video teaser for Alice’s latest shoot for Zoo . According to them, it’s her “naughtiest and nakedest” one ever. I’m pretty sure the “nakedest” bit is a bogus claim, but I’m going to have spend the next few hours fact-checking that just in case. You know, for the sake of accuracy or whatever. » view all 11 photos
Her name is CHELSEA and she’s lovely…magical…and naked…with a good set of American tits…that may or may be after-market…but that I am OK with because her lovely birdlike features…make me want her chew up her food to feed me…and by food I mean…I want her to sit on my face…yes…right on my face…until I can’t breathe and have to tap out…cuz this bad bitch..gets naked…has given me a taste and now I want to taste…. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE Via X-Art
Her name is CHELSEA and she’s lovely…magical…and naked…with a good set of American tits…that may or may be after-market…but that I am OK with because her lovely birdlike features…make me want her chew up her food to feed me…and by food I mean…I want her to sit on my face…yes…right on my face…until I can’t breathe and have to tap out…cuz this bad bitch..gets naked…has given me a taste and now I want to taste…. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE Via X-Art
Everyday when I check my emails, I’m hoping to see a money transfer of sorts from this fake water company 138 because over the last few months, I have given them so much free publicity. Sure they keep providing the website with awesome babes who have amazing badonkadonks like Amanda Cerny , but the Tuna needs to get paid for all my hard work. I’m not asking for much, and I’d even accept dates with one of their hot models. So whoever the CEO of this fictitious company is, let’s make a deal!
