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Mirand Kerr and Justin Beiber’s Date Night of the Day

I was told by people at Victoria’s Secret who worked with Miranda Kerr that she was fired for fucking Bieber… I was told that she maintained her fake relationship with Orlando Bloom for a year because there was a cash settlement as part of the day. The reason was because they marketed her as the “mom” model everyone could relate to, and mom models aren’t supposed to fuck Biebers… Since then, she’s been doing nothing interesting, other than not getting work and going through her divorce… But it’s nice to see that her and Bieber’s love didn’t die and that despite his fucking hookers in Brazil, they can still go out in public and be seen together as the weirdest of couples around…no matter how big his Bieber dick is…shit is still creepy as fuck… Here’s their first public pic together since last year’s show when Miranda Kerr was at the top of the world…a place she has fallen pretty aggressively from. Yes…this is my kind of journalism.

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Mirand Kerr and Justin Beiber’s Date Night of the Day

Caprice is the Amazing Babe of the Night

Caprice is the kind of girl I would definitely write very intense erotic texts that talk her a wild and amazing journey in her panties…like I do with all the girls I like…but she’s Czech and I don’t think she would understand what “slip your panties to the side”….not hat she’s even wearing panties…because like all good Soviets…she’s taken her winning, pragmatic communist work camp ethics and brought her genetically engineered perfect body…to the masses…and I’m fucking glad for it…because it’s 3 am…and all I want to do is sniff pussy and eat asshole…showered or unshowered…homeless or not…because the power of Caprice allows me to distract myself from the garbage girls I pull, while I’m pulling them, since these images will forever be imprinted on my mind…because they are that good, classy and NAKED…artistic porno is the key to my life right now..it’s the future and it stars with Caprice To see Caprice More Hardcore – CLICK HERE

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Kiki is the Babe of the Night

KIKI is a soviet who is into getting an international following because it pays more than being a mail order bride, gymnast, or circus bear trainer…and thank god for that, because no seeing her naked would have been like me not chatting up girls at the bar, only to find out they were escorts and more importantly, like me not getting a rub and tug while wasted by an Asian 60 year old, who I couldn’t help but wonder what her grandkids would thing of her jerking off my dick…if they know…or if they know… None of which has anything to do with why I am staring at KIKI trying to cleanse my soul from my behavior, like I would if I had just found out I cybered my sister in a chat room without knowing…hot at the time..but no damn good… Here are her pics TO see her more hardcore CLICK HERE

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Kiki is the Babe of the Night

Kiki is the Babe of the Night

KIKI is a soviet who is into getting an international following because it pays more than being a mail order bride, gymnast, or circus bear trainer…and thank god for that, because no seeing her naked would have been like me not chatting up girls at the bar, only to find out they were escorts and more importantly, like me not getting a rub and tug while wasted by an Asian 60 year old, who I couldn’t help but wonder what her grandkids would thing of her jerking off my dick…if they know…or if they know… None of which has anything to do with why I am staring at KIKI trying to cleanse my soul from my behavior, like I would if I had just found out I cybered my sister in a chat room without knowing…hot at the time..but no damn good… Here are her pics TO see her more hardcore CLICK HERE

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Maggie Duran Naked for LUI of the Day

Maggie Duran is some up and coming model who I am going to assume is from Southern California because I stalk models from Southern California on instagram…assuming that they will never actually make it and will one day be desperate enough to be my friend…and let me sleep in their bed…using their vaginas as my C-Pap machine…but apparently this one is doing the Emilty Ratajkowski and getting naked, showing an awesome bush and pussy, but in her defence I love all bush and pussy, especially on models…for some fashion magazines…and the hope is this will next level her…something I endorse and would be a part of, if she just accepted my friend request on Facebook…but they never fucking do….

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Maggie Duran Naked for LUI of the Day

Bree is the Babe of the Night

Bree ….unlike the cheese…is not fattening, moldy, or expired milk…but like the cheese…her creamy white goodness is something I want in my mouth…until I can’t eat anymore…but before I throw up all over the place because that would make this beautiful girl..unhappy…when all I want to do is make her happy…because she’s got naked for me…and for you…and that’s very very generous of her and her great natural redheaded tits…I want to be best friends with…but until that happens..I’ll just stay right here… TO SEE BREE MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

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Meet New Victoria’s Secret Model Vika Levina

Because Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima won’t last forever, every once in a while Victoria’s Secret adds a new hottie to their roster, like Russian model Vika Levina here. Obviously I approve of the choice, but I’ve always wondered how that selection committee works. How do you get to travel around the world looking for new foreign hotties to model lingerie? No, really, how? I want to apply. » view all 32 photos

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Magdalena Frackowiak Selfies in St Barts of the Day

Even top models…like Magdalena Frackowiak who work for the premiere authority on models…Victoria’s Secret…who even if they are garbage…in terms of what they do and represent – they still pull the best girl in the industry….like Magdalena Frackowiak…who you can see here not satisfied with hired photographers and paparazzi taking pics…but more into being like every other girl…ever…doing the SELFIE…because we aren’t self absorbed enough…let’s all start taking pics of ourselves…all fucking day…every fucking day…so the people we don’t know on the internet can see how cool, hot and interesting we are…it’s such an awful phenomenon, something that 10 years ago would make you hate a bitch you were dating, but that has become social norm…that even fat chicks do it…it’s crazy…but the good news is when the paparazzi are around…the selfie comes through at a better angle…the other good news is I’d watch this babe do anything…and everything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Genevieve Morton Busts Out In Sexy Lingerie

There was a time when Genevieve Morton and I would send each other sweet little nothings over Twitter, but that was long before she became a big shot model for SI. Now if I’d Tweet her, she’d most likely ignore me. I don’t blame her though. I’m just a sad dude who lives in his mother’s basement who regularly dines on Hot Pockets and writes about girls that I have absolutely no chance with. Anyway, before you start feeling sorry for me, I just want to let you guys know, I haven’t given up! My dream of seducing one of these SI models is still alive because I just saw that stupid documentary “The Secret” and it claims if you can visualize it as if it were really happening, it eventually will. If that’s true, Genevieve Morton and I will be getting married very soon, and you’re all invited to the wedding.

Backstage: 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Sorry guys, I know a bunch of supermodels in robes getting their hair done probably wasn’t what you were expecting from backstage pictures of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show , but unfortunately, lingerie shows follow strip club rules: the girls wear less clothing on stage than off. Also, there’s no touching allowed. No wonder I’ve never been invited. Luckily though, if you want to see these girls in their lingerie (and trust me, you do), we’ve got you covered here . » view all 44 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Backstage: 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show