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Adriana Lima Makes Bikini Sexy Faces

Posted on April 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure what to tell you, I was trying to think of something clever or witty to say about these pictures of Adriana Lima in her bikini, but I’m drawing a blank. It probably has something to do with all the blood rushing south from my brain. Anyhow, you shouldn’t even be reading this garbage, there’s a half naked supermodel making sexy faces right above these words. Right there. How do I make one of those arrows with = and > to point up? You get the idea.

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Bar Refaeli’s Sweet Tennis Booty Video

Posted on April 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I might have posted theses pictures before, I can’t keep track of this crap anymore, but this time I’ve got a video to go along with the hotness. Besides, I’m not sure anyone out there is going to complain about seeing too many pictures of supermodel Bar Refaeli playing tennis in her bra and booty panties… Even though this probably isn’t regulation attire. Enjoy.

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Doutzen Kroes’ Bikini Body Is Unreal

Posted on March 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It appears that supermodel Doutzen Kroes is on vacation…. And I love it. Here she is rocking another little bikini on the beach with her kid. I know she’s a supermodel and all, and having an awesome body is pretty much the most important part of her job, but this is ridiculous. And you want me to believe that that kid came out of that body? No chance. Look at that belly of hers. I could bounce testicles off those abs.

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Brooklyn Decker One Hell Of A Hottie

Posted on March 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was a little afraid that now that Brooklyn Decker has decided she wants to be an actress, if you can call walking around in a bikini acting, we wouldn’t be seeing as much of her hotness doing any more modeling. That doesn’t seem to be the case. Here she is looking as hot as ever on the cover of DT magazine. I want to be the guy that tells hotties like this that the photographer wants to see more of her big beautiful breasts hanging out of her top. Perfection.

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Paris Hilton Skinny Girl Bikini Pictures

Posted on March 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton isn’t exactly known as one of the bustiest of pseudo-celebrities, unless she’s wearing one of her awesome magical push up bras , so getting pictures of her in a bikini shouldn’t be all that exciting. That being said, my crotch is really enjoying these shots of her hanging out in her little bikini top. What can I say, I like half naked skinny chicks. Probably because I’m so used to having them give me lap dances. Good times.

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Doutzen Kroes’ Skinny Bikini Body

Posted on March 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leave it to a supermodel like Doutzen Kroes to finish off the week in style. Obviously everything a supermodel does is stylish, that’s why they’re supermodels, but short shorts and a bikini top? Amazing. And I thought Paris Hilton’s little boobies looked good in a bikini top. I’m not sure supermodels should be allowed to walk around like this, it’s just going to cause trouble. Bitchy comments from other girls and awkward public boners from pretty much every straight male in a two block radius. Do women this hot know the power they have?

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Doutzen Kroes’ Skinny Bikini Body

Posted on March 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leave it to a supermodel like Doutzen Kroes to finish off the week in style. Obviously everything a supermodel does is stylish, that’s why they’re supermodels, but short shorts and a bikini top? Amazing. And I thought Paris Hilton’s little boobies looked good in a bikini top. I’m not sure supermodels should be allowed to walk around like this, it’s just going to cause trouble. Bitchy comments from other girls and awkward public boners from pretty much every straight male in a two block radius. Do women this hot know the power they have?

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Elsa Hosk Shows Us Her Pink

Posted on March 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Judging by how comfortable this gorgeous Elsa Hosk specimen looks with her pink undies sticking out of those sexy little short shorts, I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s a Victoria’s Secret supermodel. You can’t get anything past this guy. I don’t know what exactly Pink Nation is, but if it involves hotties like this I want in. Is there an application I need to fill out or do I just have to make a cash donation. Call me.

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Monika Pietrasinska: Half Naked Hottie

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m sure most of you know just about as much as I do about this Monika Pietrasinska hottie, absolutely nothing, but I happen to really like half naked nobodies with weird names so I’m posting her anyway. Besides, she’s got a tight body, a confusing name, some sweet big breasts and she’s wearing lingerie. Good enough.

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Adriana Lima Makes Everything Alright

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After seeing that picture of Jessica Simpson naked and pregnant , I needed something to get things back on track, my erection was really confused. Here’s supermodel Adriana Lima modeling a nice set of bras and underwear to help ease things along. That’s more like it. There’s no way that Jessica’s stomach is ever going to look like this, I’m sorry, but it’s just not going to happen. Sure Adriana’s a supermodel and probably doesn’t eat a whole hell of a lot, but Jessica’s belly is stretched out as far as humanly possible. She’s going to look like she’s wearing a few skin colored fanny packs after she has that kid. Gross. Get it out of your mind. Adriana Lima … Awesome.

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