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Behati Prinsloo’s Perfect Little Booty

I’m not sure who this Behati Prinsloo bird is, I’m assume a supermodel who will never have anything to do with me ever, but she looks pretty good hanging out in her sexy little undies so she’s always welcome on the site. I shouldn’t say she’ll never have anything to do with me, I might become a fat old billionaire at some point and invite her for a ride on my yacht through the Mediterranean… If she’s nice to me.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wins Coachella

I’ve made a lot of lame jokes about the incredible number of stupid looking short shorts to invade the Coachella festival over the last week, so I wasn’t expecting anything like this. Here’s supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whitetely showing those dirty hipsters how it’s done. See this kind of thing makes sense to me, a really hot woman in regular shorts, not stupid looking mom short shorts, walking around in heels with her supermodel breasts falling out of her top. Heaven.

Kate Upton’s Breasts Did Some Modeling

I’m not sure I like these pictures of Kate Upton , I mean she’s hot and all, but she’s hiding her sexy big supermodel breasts. What the hell? I get that she’s got to sell the clothing she’s modeling, but give me something I can use. Wait a minute, I’m starting to see those see through top shots. That’s more like it. It’s kind of weird that she seems to be posing at a Dominican all inclusive resort, but I’m down. Marry me.

Lindsay Ellingson, Erin Heatherton & Toni Garnn: Hottest Threesome Ever

These pictures of Lindsay Ellingson , Erin Heatherton and Toni Garrn are almost too much to handle. Three blonde Victoria’s Secret supermodels shouldn’t be allowed to get all up close and personal like this. They should at least throw in a brunette or an asian Victoria’s Secret supermodel to mix things up a little. You know, keep it fresh. Are there any asian Victoria’s Secret supermodels? I want one.

Candice Swanepoel: Hottest Hipster Ever

If you’re anything like me, you’re probably annoyed that this stupid hipster look is popular now and that all kinds of chicks are falling for it. It somehow manages to make pretty girls look terrible, it really chaps my ass, but luckily it doesn’t seem to have any effect on a supermodel like Candice Swanepoel . Here she is showing off her hotness in a photoshoot with that creepy old hipster dude that Lindsay Lohan banged as part of her comeback. Allegedly.

Brooklyn Decker Gets Gorgeous For GQ

I don’t know which edition of GQ these pictures of Brooklyn Decker are from, it looks like it’s from Turkey, but they’re really damn hot. The Europeans always get the hottest shots, they’re less stuck up about semi nudity than we are over here. Obviously she’s not nude, that would be too much for me to handle, but she’s wearing some awesome little costumes. The kind of costumes you normally see from the high class call girls… Or so I hear.

Sophia Picture Moment

Xenia Deli Rocks Her Little Lingerie

I’ve just recently fallen in internet love with this Xenia Deli chick, her name still sounds like something you’d have your dermatologist lance, but she certainly knows how to get my attention. Here she is modeling some hot assed Fredrick’s Of Hollywood underwear and lingerie and all that good stuff. That’s pretty much all I’ve got, hot girls are kind of distracting to me and this one is…. What was I talking about?

Kate Upton’s Sexy Beach Bunny Swimwear Pictures

Here’s Kate Upton modelling for Beach Bunny Swimwear. I don’t know what else to say about Kate that hasn’t already been said before. So just sit back, relax and let her boobs take you on a magical fantasy ride.

Miranda Kerr’s Tight Supermodel Goodness

I get a lot of pictures of hotties and not so hotties heading to the gym in spandex yoga or pilates costumes, but rarely anything as hot as this. Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr showing everyone what a yoga outfit is supposed to look like. Jesus! Obviously she’s a supermodel and this is what she gets paid to do, but come on. I know she doesn’t have giant breasts or anything, but she’s so damn skinny that they still look pretty impressive. Especially with the sun hitting them just right. Awesome.