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Alessandra Ambrosio New Mommy Goodness

Didn’t Alessandra Ambrosio just have a kid like a month ago? How do these women do it? All I hear from my married friends is that their wives just can’t lose the baby weight, that doesn’t seem to be a problem for supermodels. I guess when your business depends on your body and all you normally eat in a day are a couple of protein shakes and some almonds, it doesn’t take much to bounce back. I don’t care what she did, I’m just glad she’s back and better than ever. Better because her boobs are bigger… Obviously.

Kate Upton Does It Again

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Kate Upton Does It Again

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sexy Beach Fun

When I was told I had some pictures of supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley frolicking on the beach, I was excited as usual, and then when I saw them I have to say I was a little underwhelmed. That’s not to say that she’s not sexy playing ball with her dog in her shorty shorts, but when I hear supermodel at the beach I want to see some really small European bikinis with the sexy bottoms. You know, the ones where you can’t tell which is the front and which is the back. I love those.

Doutzen Kroes Sexy In See Through

See now this is how I like my supermodels, all dressed up in a fancy dress that may or may not be see through. I can’t tell with supermodels, they’re so good at hiding there nipples that I don’t know what the hell is going on here, but when Doutzen Kroes shows up wearing something like this I’m going to post it for you. I think the shots of her out on the street are my favorite. Can you imagine walking around and running to this on the sidewalk? Every perverts dream.

Miranda Kerr Is Hot In Any Language

I can’t understand a word written in this magazine and I don’t care, put supermodel Miranda Kerr in a bikini on the cover and you’ve got yourself a customer. Besides, none of us need to read the actual articles when there are hot ass pictures of a half naked beautiful woman nearby, I bet nobody is reading this right now. I could tell you how much I enjoyed the Smurfs movie and none of you would even notice. The blonde one is hot.

Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Supermodel Booty

If denim mom short shorts are the hot new look this summer, I’m seeing them everywhere these days, then this is what they’re supposed to look like. Here’s Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel showing off her amazing little supermodel booty while she does some chick’s makeup. I’ve never worn any make up, but I’d let this hottie do whatever she wants to me it it meant having her bent over me in booty shorts. Call me.

Tian Yi Asian Bikini for Vogue China of the Day

Tian Yi is some asian model who is posing in a bikini for Vogue China…at least I think that’s her name….because I’m not so into Chinese models…but I am into Chinese women…you see they are built like 12 year olds, they age well, their communism allows them to aim to please and appreciate our democracy enough to not fuck up a marriage with a loser like you, meaning you can do what you want and they will serve you, both with food, in household chores, with their tight vaginas, and most importantly, their uterus, that will make genius babies who excell in badminton, classical music, math and programming, allowing you to retire with the good life, all cuz of a little ejaculation….. Unfortunately, I’ve never banged an asian girl, but I want to….but everyone I know who has is spoiled fucking rotten by them on all fronts…. Here’s one of their models in a bikini!

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Tian Yi Asian Bikini for Vogue China of the Day

Gracie Carvalho Hot Bikini Pictures

We’re all aware that a whole bunch of Victoria’s Secret models have been down on the beach somewhere posing for the new swimsuit catalogue or whatever, Candice Swanepoel has been all over the internet, but I thought I might introduce one of the lesser known hotties. Here’s Gracie Carvalho showing off her amazing bikini goodness in her nice little yellow bikini. Now this is a hot piece I wouldn’t mind getting a bite out of. Call me.

Michelle Hunziker Is Still In A Little Bikini

Today has already been a pretty good day for hot chicks in their bikinis, so I might as well keep it going with yet another beauty doing her thing half naked. Here’s Michelle Hunziker rocking a little bathing suit as she vacations next to the pool. I’m just assuming she’s on vacation, this could just be her life, she’s a really hot chick so she probably has at least one rich old dude paying all her bills. Lucky old guy.

Michelle Hunziker Golden Bikini Pictures

And I thought the pictures of Amy Childs busting out of a tight dress were going to be the best shots of the day, this is so much better. Here’s Michelle Hunziker hanging out in a very little golden bikini looking like someone you’d see in the background of a rap video. So hot. I don’t know, there’s just something about a beautiful woman all tanned and wet in a golden bikini that really floats my boat. Someone needs to be spraying this chick with champagne.