Everyone likes to laugh at Rumer Willis for having a wonky fucking face, but the reality is her mom, Demi Moore, who is trying to stay youthful despite being 100 years old and full of millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery… When people should defend Rumer Willis thanks to having a rocking fucking body, because the hot body in this era of Genetically modified foods…is hard to find….so celebrate her and her Dancing With the Stars winning, Bruce Willis faced-ass… The post Rumer Willis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katy Perry posted this high waisted bikini, hat, bag in silly fabric because she’s silly combo on some boat called Sassy…because I guess she’s Sassy, but not sassy enough to take a sexy bikini pic I would consider trying to masturbate to, but rather more of a mom on a resort bikini photo that doesn’t give boners, but that does make you hope she’s got an eighteen year old daughter with her to give you something better to look at, you know traveling on their recently divorced, you dad cheated on me, let’s go to Mexico tour…I mean she’s got the tits, she just hasn’t quite figured out how to use them without being absolutely awkward as fuck…but maybe you like awkward bikini pics, and if you do, here it is…
Bella Thorne is on the cusp of being legal in the USA, just 11 months to go. She is totally legal in Canada, because we let our perverts fuck 16 year olds legally, which I guess makes sense of a physical level, because they have rockin’ bodies, are capable of having babies, and thanks to genetically modified foods, she’s been able to have babies since she was 8 and thanks to internet porn, she’s known how to have babies since she was 3, and thanks to parents who stage parented her and sent her out to make the family money, she’s known how to work it and seduce grown men since she was 10…. That said, there’s a study that I heard about called All Men are Pedophiles, because 16 is the age where men of all ages stay attracted to, it’s some animal instinct shit that is magnified by the fact that it is illegal for you, because the second you talk to a 16 year old, you’ll know you want nothing to do with them…but you’ll obviously like starring at their asses….in bikinis that are skimpier and skimpier every year. Thanks Brazil. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
