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Chloe Grace Moretz Does Sudden Attack

According to my sources, this latest photoshoot from actress/”model”   Chloe Grace Moretz isn’t for any fashion magazine or brand-new denim jumpsuit line. Apparently it’s for Sudden Attack , aka some new first-person shooter video game I’ve never heard of. Now, before you nerds get too excited, just because Chloe’s doing this photoshoot doesn’t mean she actually plays video games. But don’t let that stop you from playing with your joysticks anyway. Enjoy. Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz Is Working A Parking Lot

With the way the paps have been stalking  Chloe Grace Moretz lately, I would’ve thought we would’ve gotten something really good by now. Like a wardrobe malfunction or a bikini vacation or a trip to the gym or something. But instead, we’ve just got these shots of her dancing in a parking lot fully-clothed. Yawn. Somebody wake me when Chloe starts twerking. Now that’s a story. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Chloe Grace Moretz’s Leg Show Is An Improvement

Whoever Chloe Grace Moretz ‘s team is, I’ve got to give them credit. They do a good job of tipping off the paps anytime Chloe’s going somewhere. And best of all, it looks like someone’s actually started listening to me about getting Chloe a better wardrobe . Because no, it’s not the bodypaint dress I’ve been hoping for, but at least this leg show is a good start. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Mom On Drums

Watch this lady play “Wipe Out” on the drums. She’s pretty solid. Not sure why this video went viral. Is it because a woman can actually play the drums well?

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Chloe Grace Moretz Needs Me As Her Stylist!

I’m still waiting for Chloe Grace Moretz to take me up on my generous offer to help teach her how to dress, and until she does, I guess we’re just going have to make do with half-assed leg shows like this. And who knows, maybe Chloe just doesn’t have enough money to buy a whole new wardrobe at the moment. So here’s a helpful tip for any hotties on a budget: turn all your pants into booty shorts and cut funbag-sized holes in your shirts. That one’s on the house, Chloe. Photos: WENN.com

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Chloe Grace Moretz’s Side Booty Stretch

Last time we saw Chloe Grace Moretz , I was saying that if she really wants to become a model, she’ll have to step up her game (aka show more skin). And here she is doing just that for Modern Luxury Magazine , whatever that is. Anyway, it’s a good start, but I still think she needs to do a shoot for a slightly more reputable publication, you know, like the Tuna’s Bikini Monthly , which is completely legit, and not something I just made up on the spot to trick Chloe into getting into a bikini for me, I swear. Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz’s Legs Are Hard At Work

I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve been really impressed by Chloe Grace Moretz lately. Not just because of the bikini and leg shows she’s been putting on, but because of the way she’s made sure to coordinate with the paps so they’re around to get the pictures. It’s an important skill for any up-and-coming hottie to master if they want to be taken seriously in the business. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Working On Her Fitness

Since I’m a giant pervert I always like encouraging physical fitness in our nation’s youth, here’s some pictures of  Chloe Grace Moretz going out for a jog in short shorts. Now, according to my sources, it’s all part of some new movie she’s filming, but I don’t care. I still think Chloe’s being a great role model for young hotties everywhere. She deserves a medal or something. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Chloe Grace Moretz Gives A Sneak Peak

My doctors and my mom may not approve of the fact that I spent 90% of my time running this site with my nose an inch away from my computer screen, but it all paid off today. Because thanks to my patented methods, I was able to notice that Chloe Grace Moretz had a very slight panty slip in these shots of her getting out of a car in New York. Now, it’s a little hard to see with the naked eye, but I’m sure this’ll still crash the Internet anyway. You’re welcome, pervs. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Chloe Grace Moretz Gives A Sneak Peak

Chloe Grace Moretz Gives A Sneak Peak

My doctors and my mom may not approve of the fact that I spent 90% of my time running this site with my nose an inch away from my computer screen, but it all paid off today. Because thanks to my patented methods, I was able to notice that Chloe Grace Moretz had a very slight panty slip in these shots of her getting out of a car in New York. Now, it’s a little hard to see with the naked eye, but I’m sure this’ll still crash the Internet anyway. You’re welcome, pervs. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Chloe Grace Moretz Gives A Sneak Peak