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Baywatch has Calendar of the Day

Baywatch is really reminding you that they are from the 90s by releasing a shitty Calendar to hype up their stupid fucking movie….because the 90s are in and you better fucking cash in… From Tommy to Calvin Klein to every brand from the 90s re-releasing logos from their brand in the 90s….to Hollywood having no idea, trying to attempt to get the nostalgic 30+ viewer to buy movie tickets – since no one under 30 goes to the movies… So even 90s shitty TV has a shot to be revived…even though in the 90s people only watched it because there were tits in bathing suits on a Friday or Saturday night – in an era pre internet – when we were forced to jerk off to VHS porn and print magazines…featuring the same girls that were in Baywatch… Their movie features girls we can google…naked…so why sit through an hour of bad writing…because the Rock is in it? Winning formula… There is no way anyone is actually emotionally attached to the show, or even nostalgic on the show, but if they exist, you best steer clear from the theater, because it will be filled with the worst humans possible…and that’s a fucking fact… There is no way this won’t be a flop….it has to be a flop….in the mean time…here’s their calendar cuz they know their market…of losers.. The post Baywatch has Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fashion Face-Off: Julianne Hough vs. Malin Akerman

The Rock of Ages cast came out to London this weekend for that movie’s European premiere, and while a shirtless Tom Cruise – as singer Stacee Jaxx – has been receiving a bulk of the film’s attention so far, take note, fellas: The movie features some serious female hotties as well. Two cases in point: Julianne Hough, who portrays Sherrie Christian; and Malin Akerman, who takes on the role of Constance Sack. Both attended the aforementioned premiere and both are featured below. Vote on your preferred look now:

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Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, On Mars: First Trailer for John Carter Arrives

If you were disappointed with the meaningless first poster for John Carter (née of Mars ), the Andrew Stanton-directed adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’s book series about a Civil War soldier who gets mysteriously transported to Mars, some great news: the trailer for JC has come online, and it’s gorgeous, haunting, awesome, and totally obtuse. Also, awesome! Take it away, Friday Night Lights star Taylor Kitsch and Peter Gabriel’s cover of Arcade Fire’s “My Body is a Cage” !

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REVIEW: Winnie the Pooh Charms with Warmth, Whimsy For All Ages

Sweet as anything and just as slender, the new Winnie the Pooh movie features no adjustments, adjuncts, or fancy add-ons in its title. It’s not called Winnie , Pooh , Winnie the Two , or The New Winnie the Pooh Movie . It’s Winnie the Pooh to you, and in the desperate age of “re” — rejigger, reconstitute, reboot, remember to send your accountant a meat-of-the-month club membership — that means a lot.

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