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Paula Abdul Has Got to Dance

Not all viewers believe this season of American Idol has been a bore. But we can all agree on one thing: it’s been far less nutty than seasons past. That’s because Paula Abdul couldn’t reach a new contract with Fox last August and walked away from the show. However, there’s good news on the slightly insane judge front: Abdul is returning to reality TV! She’ll serve as producer and lead judge on Got to Dance , a CBS competition that premieres in early 2010. According to a press release, the series will cover everything from “ballroom to break dance, bhangra to ballet, and tap to tango.” Rambling, incoherent critiques and a lot of comments on the contestants’ outfits? Don’t worry: Paula will have all that covered, too.

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Audrina Patridge: Topless in Ralph

The Hills star Audrina Patridge appears in the new issue of Ralph magazine. As expected, she’s wearing little or no clothing. Little else needs to be said in all honesty. Ralph terms her Queen of The Hills, which implies that Ralph does not watch the show, as Audrina is kind of useless. However, that actually speaks highly of Ralph . Anyway, here’s their cover photo of the reality TV star … Audrina Patridge in Ralph … hot or not? We’re undecided . Hmm. Either this racy photo shoot was a direct ripoff of Maxim’s topless spread of Audrina last September, or Ralph and Maxim have the same parent company. We could look that up right now, as we are in possession of a working Internet connection, but we really don’t care, and imagine you aren’t interested either. Instead, click to enlarge the Audrina Patridge pictures below. Indulge.

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Audrina Patridge: Topless in Ralph