Larry David’s daughter CAZZIE DAVID …is a 22 year old , LA rich kid, and in being an LA rich kid, she’s gotta post pics of her fit, 22 year old body in a bikini on vacation….and thanks to her very fucking rich dad making an appearance on SNL, people found her instagram, and were shocked to see her as an instagram model, even though everyone is a fucking instagram model, all it takes is posting a bikini picture…or in this case a series of bikini pictures… I don’t find this shocking, I don’t find her and her Judaism all that hot, her body is fit, but very few LA rich kids aren’t hot bodied, they live in fucking LA…but yes, she’s more appealing to look at in a bikini than her father…but probably less comedic… The simple logic is these awkward, neurotic comedians and really anyone with hit TV shows and 100s of millions of dollars, get hot women to have their kids, because hot women like rich guys no matter how neurotic they are, and they have their babies, because it makes sense…and their babies turn out cuter than if the neurotic comedian didn’t have success and 100s of millions of dollars, because if they didn’t have success and 100s of millions of dollars…their babies would be cum in a shitty model pillow case while doing stand-up tours… Doesn’t matter, fit young spoiled body tits in a bikini do… It’s funny that all it takes for people is a fucking bikini pic on social media to matter…life is simple for girls. The post Larry David’s Daughter Cazzie in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joseph Gordon-Levitt ‘s directorial debut Don Jon’s Addiction will be among the headliners at the Berlin International Film Festival ‘s Panorama program. Starring Gordon-Levitt along with Scarlett Johansson , Julianne Moore and Tony Danza, the feature revolves around a modern-day Don Juan who attempts to change his ways. The film will have its world premiere at the Sundance Film Festival next month. The film joins the lineup in Panorama along with fourteen other fiction titles and seven documentaries announced Tuesday. Also in the roster is Noah Baumbach’s acclaimed Frances Ha with Greta Gerwig and Rob Epstein’s Lovelace . Berlinale Panorama titles follow with information provided by the festival: Fictional films in the Main Programme and Panorama Special (15) Baek Ya (White Night) – Republic of Korea By Hee-il LeeSong With Tae-hee Won, Yi-kyung Yi European premiere Chemi Sabnis Naketsi (A Fold in My Blanket) – Georgia By Zaza Rusadze With Tornike Bziava, Tornike Gogrichiani, Zura Kipshidze, Avtandil Makharadze, Giorgi Nakashidze World premiere Dduit-dam-hwa: Gam-dok-i-mi-cheot-eo-yo (Behind the Camera) – Republic of Korea By E J-Yong With Yuh-jung Youn, Hee-soon Park, Hye-jung Gang, Jung-se Oh, Min-hee Kim International premiere Deshora (Belated) – Argentina/Columbia/Norway By Barbara Sarasola-Day With Luis Ziembrowski, Alejandro Buitrago, Maria Ucedo World premiere Don Jon’s Addiction – USA By Joseph Gordon-Levitt With Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore International premiere Frances Ha – USA By Noah Baumbach With Greta Gerwig, Mickey Sumner, Charlotte D’Ambiose, Adam Driver European premiere Habi, la extranjera (Habi, the Foreigner) – Argentina/Brazil By Maria Florencia Alvarez With Martina Juncadella, Martin Slipak, Maria Luisa Mendonça, Lucia Alfonsin World premiere Inch´Allah – Canada By Anaïs Barbeau-Lavalette With Evelyne Brochu, Sabrina Ouazani, Yousef Sweid, Sivan Levy, Carlo Brandt International premiere Kashi-ggot (Fatal) – Republic of Korea By Don-ku Lee With Yeon-woo Nam, Jo-a Yang, Jeong-ho Hong, Ki-doong Kang European premiere La Piscina (The Swimming Pool) – Cuba/Venezuela By Carlos Machado Quintela With Raul Capote, Monica Molinet, Felipe Garcia, Carlos Javier Martinez, Marcos Costa International premiere Lovelace – USA With Rob Epstein, Jeffrey Friedman By Amanda Seyfried, Peter Sarsgaard, Sharon Stone, Robert Patrick, Juno Temple International premiere Meine Schwestern (My Sisters) – Germany By Lars Kraume With Jördis Triebel, Nina Kunzendorf, Lisa Hagmeister, Beatrice Dalle, Angela Winkler World premiere Rock the Casbah – Israel By Yariv Horowitz With Yon Tumarkin, Roy Nik, Yotam Ishay, Rave Iftach, Khawla Alhaj Debsi International premiere Tanta Agua (So Much Water) – Uruguay/Mexico/Netherlands/ Germany By Ana Guevara Pose, Leticia Jorge Romero With Malú Chouza, Néstor Guzzini, Joaquín Castiglioni World premiere The Broken Circle Breakdown – Belgium By Felix van Groeningen With Johan Heldenbergh, Veerle Baetens, Nell Cattrysse International premiere Panorama Dokumente (7) Alam laysa lana (A World Not Ours) – Great Britain/Lebanon/Denmark By Mahdi Fleifel European premiere Gut Renovation – USA By Su Friedrich International premiere Naked Opera – Luxemburg/Germany By Angela Christlieb World premiere Roland Klick – The Heart Is a Hungry Hunter – Germany By Sandra Prechtel With Roland Klick, Otto Sander, Eva Mattes, David Hess, Hark Bohm World premiere Sing Me the Songs That Say I Love You – A Concert for Kate McGarrigle – USA By Lian Lunson With Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright, Emmylou Harris, Norah Jones, Anna McGarrigle European premiere State 194 – USA/Israel By Dan Setton With Yoram Millo, Daniel J. Chalfen, Ariel Setton, Margaret Yen European premiere The Act of Killing – Denmark/Norway/Great Britain By Joshua Oppenheimer With Janus Billekov Jansen, Carlos Mariano Arango de Montis, Mariko Montpetit, Henrik Gugge Garnov, Charlotte Munch Bengtsen European premiere
Need something to help you get over the taste left by last weeks revelation that Charles Schulz was really bad at sending adulterous love letters to women half his age? Why not watch proof that the future for the neurotic, preternaturally mature children of Peanuts is as utterly bleak as you always pictured it would be! Charlie is A Charlie Brown Christmas re-imagined as an episode of Louie , and just like Louis C.K.’s weekly ode to mediocrity, it features a middle-aged Charlie Brown returning to the old neighborhood for Christmas amid constant reminders of age and lack of accomplishment. Well that was brill. I approve of Linus as a reclusive hoarder and Lucy as a bitter divorcee. Yeah, making Peppermint Patty and Marcie a lesbian couple is an old joke, but envisioning Schroeder as a Jake Shears-style house musician in a gay club more than makes up for it. Best of all, Charlie Brown finally tells Lucy off for her years of football-related bullying by taking the damn ball from her and kicking it, like a real bitter, middle-aged man would. Go team Chuck! Now of course, you know what this means: all other Peanuts parodies are now moot. Please update your schedule accordingly. [via ADHD ] Ross Lincoln is a LA-based freelance writer from Oklahoma with an unhealthy obsession with comics, movies, video games, ancient history, Gore Vidal, and wine. Follow him on twitter (@rossalincoln). Follow Movieline on Twitter .
