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Jessica Alba is in Latina Magazine of the Day

For generations, Jessica Alba has tried to down play her Mexican Roots. Like Eva Longoria they didn’t want to celebrate being Mexican with a fucking dozen kids, some corn tortillas but instead celebrated being Mexican by hiring a mexican maid and gardener to boss the fuck around, because most Mexicans trying to make it in white America try to distance themselves from being Mexican, like we are third rate citizens that White people don’t like, before realizing that they should milk the Mexican card, cuz as Mexicans we support our own, even the traitors, who secretly we love for getting famous and despite not embracing Mexico in public, have Mexico in their soul, proven by her half dozen (2) babies before 30. She’s Jessica Alba, she’s still hot, even if the sauce she puts on her taco isn’t, and taco I mean her vagina…all broken with babies and shit. Here she is getting some votes for Latina magazine. Welcome back woman. You need all the help you can get.

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Jessica Alba is in Latina Magazine of the Day

Reese Witherspoon’s Unfortunate Bathing Suit Experience of the Day

This is the reason I don’t read my twitter feed….Seriously. Celebrating Reese Witherspoon’s birthday with what may be the most offensive pics of a woman in a bathing suit in the last decade, all fat and sloppy because lets face it, she was fat and sloppy in the 90s when she first started getting pregnant, but she managed to carry herself though it in ways that tricked people into giving her an Oscar. This whole southern girl with good morals and values who traps the high school quarterback with her uterus, ruining his career. A church goer, who gets knocked up out of wedlock, because she’s full of shit, literally, at least according to her belly in these bathing suit pics. Defend her all you want, she’s pushing 40, has kids, I get it…but fuck there’s no excuse for this level of sloppy. Bitch needs to hit the beach in a snow suit. Warning – You Can’t Unsee These Pics TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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New Express L Train Experiences Problems

According to FakeMTA's twitter feed, the new express L Train which opened today is experiencing a lot of problems already. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Put This On

Billing itself as “a web series about dressing like a grownup (for boys/men),” Put This On is ideal for when it's time to move beyond wearing Chuck Taylors and t-shirts every day. In this episode, you will learn a lot about denim — how it's made, what to look for, how to care for it, and what to buy

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Put This On

‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Season Preview

Wherein Larry David confronts plastic packaging.

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‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Season Preview

Shit My Dad Says

Link: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays Shit My Dad Says, a twitter feed of every patronizing and condescending thing Justin's 72 year old father says to him during the day. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment