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Dua Lipa Pussy Flash of the Day

Dua Lipa is a 22 year old signed to Warner Music…success story…you’ve never heard of, because you’re not a 15 year old. She’s pretty famous despite you having never heard of her….unless you’re like me, old and not on the Youtube game…but exposed to all the pop culture smut that happens even if I don’t want to be. She’s got a huge following and I guess famous at 14 for her cover songs…She’s got a video from last year that almost has 1 billion views…she’s legit… And this is some clickbait on her – cuz you can’t see her pussy, but if you want to get philosophical – anything can technically be a pussy – if you fuck it hard enough….like her upper leg.. So Dua Lipa pussy flash, is really Dua Lipa upper leg…but you’re not about to click that link wherever you clicked to get her – now are you…. So do what you’ve been doing with your hand and household objects all these years…sit back and pretend it’s a pussy…YUM. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Dua Lipa Pussy Flash of the Day

Anna Kendrick Makes Me Fucking Sick of the Day

I am just happy she’s not Anna Kendrick…is a general emotion I feel in my life…because I find Anna Kendrick repulsive. I know people out there see to think she’s hot, maybe even jerk off to her, and that fact just makes me pretty uncomfortable knowing I live in a world where people do that….all that polluting, destroying the planet, and war has nothing on the depravity that is jerking off to Anna Kendrick… I don’t know why she’s famous, I will never accept that fact, no matter how many movies she gets overpaid to be in..I will also never accept the fact that she is in fact a woman, tits or not, because I typically pride myself on my willingness to jerk off to even the most disgusting woman….but not being able to jerk off to this…confuses me…. Is she trying to be hot, seductive, appealing…I don’t have the answers….I just have the pic and I’m not too proud of that.

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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

If your claim to fame is that you were banging George Clooney for a minute a year ago, or at least banging in theory, provided he’s not the homosexual he has been rumored to be, and you post a bikini pic on Instagram, does it make a sound? I am thinking yes, because the lovely thing about instagram is all the fucking bikini pics posted by decent looking girls who would otherwise never accept your friend request cuz you look weird, but who all kinda want to be famous, cuz that is the culture we’ve grown up with, that they don’t mind us liking, commenting, jerking off or fucking tap dancing to their pics….as long as we click the like button cuz it helps their fucking ratio…..matter…every last one of their pics matter and I plan on masturbating to all of them.

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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day