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Christina Ricci Hard Nipples of the Day

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery cuz her big tits made her look fat and girls don’t like looking fat. The consequence of having breast reduction surgery so that she didn’t look fat was not only great shaped tits but also that her nipples became the most sensitive, hardest little things around. She went from having this massive saucer-sized nipples that couldn’t get hard, to these perfect, porn magazine strength nipples that even in the middle of summer in a padded bra the fuckers would be standing at full attention, like a teenage boy after a long and bumpy bus ride before having to stand in front of his class and give a presentation….only much more fun to look at….it got to the point where the bitch just stopped wearing bras, bought a few lightweight tee shirts and made a spectacle of her newly shaped tits, because she wanted to get her tits some positive attention, since everytime she took off her shirt the mangled scars she was left with scared off dudes cuz it was kinda like getting down with a burn victim, only an anchor shaped scar version…. So I guess we should all be happy Christina Ricci, another bitch who got breast reduction to look skinny during an anorexic phase is just showing off some hard nipple instead of the mangled mess she’s hiding under that dress….a totally unnecessary mangled mess cuz her big tits were all she was good for…

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The Chick From the OC My Friend Wanted to Fuck of the Day

I never saw this girls appeal. I remember watching the OC to take notes I’d bring with me to the bar in efforts to seduce the college girls, a strategy that actually worked a few times and got me some college pussy pushed up against my mouth in a bar bathroom, sure she was passed out, puking and her dress was hiked up, but I can only assume her underwear didn’t push itself to the side on their own. She totally wanted it, despite her reaction when she came to that led me to being kicked out….but that’s not the point. The point is that this dude bluecollar Mark who I used to watch the show with cuz he was into running the same game as me at the dollar drink college party loved Samaire Armstrong and I just thought she was boring, had stupid lesbian hair… but she was his dream girl, so when I saw this I felt I should do this post for him….not cuz I ever liked the dude, but cuz that’s all that comes to mind when I see this third or fourth tier OC star.

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Chyna’s Dick Clit Makes a Comeback of the Day

When I was in the local little league, my baseball coach told me that when girls do steroids their clits grow as big as a grown man’s thumb, I didn’t know what a clit was at the time, since I was 12 and I still like to pretend I don’t, see cuz anything that gives a girl pleasure means I gotta work it, so it’s easier to pull the “It’s a myth card” to get her off my back….but his wise lecture seemed to make it less gay when he’d make us play with his penis the size of a grown man’s thumb…. I’m just kidding, I was never molested, but I figure that the coach telling us about dick clits was to break the ice for a future molesting….you know to get us comfortable enough to make us watch porn with him or however they do it….and I before the Chyna sex tape dropped, I didn’t really believe him, I just thought he was running game, but unfortunately, he wasn’t…cuz her clit is a dick and I guess the rest of her is kinda following her genital’s lead. She is vile, she probably always was, but the good news is that if you, like so many losers I knew, jerked off to her, you can stop kidding yourself and accept the fact that you are gay. Seriously, the fact this bitch has a sex tape – scares the hell out of me now, even more than it did then….What a fucking wreck.

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Lookin’ Up Liz Hurley’s Skirt of the Day

Liz Hurley owns a bathing suit company, but for some reason, she’s never in a fucking bathing suit. I guess she’s insecure about her body. But not insecure enough to pay attention to her dresses behavior in the wind and I guess this is the closest we’ve come to seeing her half naked in a long time, and I’m not even sure what it is I am looking at. It could be panties, it could be a bikini, all I know is that it’s not pussy and despite knowing some weird things have been in and out of that shit, like Hugh Grant, kids and whatever else along the way, maybe the panties or bathing suit are a good thing….I guess for a bitch known for her tits…this is a let down, but as far as I’m concerned looking a bitch’s dress is never disappointing, unless of course she turns out having a dick…which is a whole other story we don’t really need to waste our time with…

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