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More from the Emily Ratajkowski in Cosmo Shot of the Day

There are a few things I find funny about Emily Ratajkowski. One being that before she got famous, she used to tip me off on her posts, personally, to get me to do posts on her. She was an up and coming nude model with a dream – and she shot with a bunch of people I know. I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just find it amazing that it actually worked for her…what a good set of tits will do for a girl – is remarkable..I mean I am sure there was some sex to get ahead lateral career moves also – like when she banged Kanye a lot…but it’s all part of the process.. So here she is for Cosmo…now that she’s a big actor…even though she’s still posting lingerie pics on instagram – because I guess it is all she knows. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…or you can’t take the whore out of the whore…whatever it is – her eshe is for cosmo…

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More from the Emily Ratajkowski in Cosmo Shot of the Day

The Chick From the OC My Friend Wanted to Fuck of the Day

I never saw this girls appeal. I remember watching the OC to take notes I’d bring with me to the bar in efforts to seduce the college girls, a strategy that actually worked a few times and got me some college pussy pushed up against my mouth in a bar bathroom, sure she was passed out, puking and her dress was hiked up, but I can only assume her underwear didn’t push itself to the side on their own. She totally wanted it, despite her reaction when she came to that led me to being kicked out….but that’s not the point. The point is that this dude bluecollar Mark who I used to watch the show with cuz he was into running the same game as me at the dollar drink college party loved Samaire Armstrong and I just thought she was boring, had stupid lesbian hair… but she was his dream girl, so when I saw this I felt I should do this post for him….not cuz I ever liked the dude, but cuz that’s all that comes to mind when I see this third or fourth tier OC star.

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Charlize Theron Playing WIth Hose of the Day

I’ve liked Charlize Theron since her 1998 Playboy spread when she was first breakin’ into the celebrity industry the way all good girls should break into the celebrity industry. Maybe it had something to do with me just getting into my Africa fetish and was easing my way in slowly with a white as an elephant’s ivory girl, or maybe it’s just because she had it goin on and as far as I’m concerned, still does, especially when playing with a garden hose like it was my dick

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Charlize Theron Playing WIth Hose of the Day

Jessica Alba is Trying to Wash Away Her Dirty Sins of the Day

Based on Alba’s baby, it’s safe to say she’s a dirty fucking girl, because to have a baby takes cum attaching itself to a uterus and in order for that to happen, Alba had to pull the condom out of the garbage and put it inside out and shove the shit inside her at least 20 times before it actually worked, cuz Cash Warren knew she was skipping her pill to trap him, and insisted on using rubbers that he brought, sometimes doubling the fuck up just in case she poked a hole in the shit or one was to break because she lined her pussy with Vaseline or oil based lubricant that destroys condom or some shit cuz she was just that desperate to get knocked the fuck up and trap the man she convinced herself was her soulmate. So seeing her with wet hair reminds me that like my friend who fucked a girl with AIDS, no matter how many times she scrubs herself down, even to the point of bleeding, the damage is done and she’s still got serious baggage in the form of a kid and despite how great being a stepfather is, it’s not something I recommend for masturbation fanatasies…..dirty girl. Here are some pictures of her from last week bending over that I forgot to post…..

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Jessica Alba is Trying to Wash Away Her Dirty Sins of the Day