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Ashlee Simpson is a Mom in Some Little Shorts of the Day

I don’t know why I posted these pictures…I think I thought she had more tits…or that her little shorts would be as exciting as the little shorts I see everytime I leave my house…from the 19 year old in little skimpy shorts who was dry humping her boyfriend in the park, ass out, making me practically cum my pants, to I mean every other girl this summer who realizes that ass cheeks hanging out of their shit like it was the 70s is a fucking good thing….I didn’t think she was on a walk with what looks like her shrink, or AA sponsor, or some lesbian bitch she’s decided to date because she was married to a homo and the level of testosterone, sex and strap ons was essentially the same…..so dyke she doesn’t get her period anymore kind of thing… What it comes down to is Ashlee Simpson peaked when she got caught lip syncing….and here is the damaged mom goods in some boring pics that don’t even compare to what’s going on outside in REAL LIFE….

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Ali Lohan is the Jailbait Disappointment of the Day

I don’t understand how with only 5 months before her 18th birthday, this Ali Lohan, sister of haggard Lohan, hasn’t pulled a Miley, Taylor Momsen, or capitalized on her sisters name in order to get noticed as the jailbait all the perverts want to give tutor….naked….but instead has spent her time not showering, looking like a wreck, and remaining far less interesting than her older sister we’re all bored of when she was this age…. I mean this is prime opportunity to really make a name for herself, and instead she’s taking her sister’s lead, and is doing nothing, I mean you think her mom would step in and force the bitch into making her money in the last window she has as parent to claim a huge percentage of those earning…and that’s been the Jailbait disappointment of the day….

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