I’m not surprised Victoria’s Secret made Stella Maxwell here one of their newest Angels, considering she’s one of the hottest models in the business these days as far as I’m concerned. And here she is proving it at the launch of the new Body by Victoria collection. And sure, I wish Stella was wearing that bra instead of just posing with it, but then again, I always wish they did this shoot in my mom’s basement instead of London, so I guess you can’t always get what you want. Oh well. Better luck next time, right? » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’ve never heard of Canadian model/actress/instant pants fire Ildiko Ferenczi before, but I’ve gotta say I’m impressed. See, this latest shoot of hers manages to combine a few of my favorite things. Forget the car or the dog, I’m talking about a hot model in a bikini and a pair of Daisy Dukes. Anyway, according to my research, Ildiko’s also an “entrepreneur,” and I’m not surprised, considering all the brands she managed to squeeze into these pictures. I just wonder if there’s room for one more. It’d be great to get some Tuna into these shots, preferably the Little Tuna. Oh well, maybe for the next one. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
I’ve always known that Hilary Duff was a natural beauty (and no, I’m not just saying that to try to get in her pants — well, not entirely anyway). So I’m not surprised to see that one of my favorite MILFs looks this good without makeup. Although to be fair, with the killer leg show Hilary’s putting on, I doubt anyone’s even really looking at her face. I don’t know about you guys, but it took a while for my eyes to make it up that far. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig, but unlike most pigs, unless you’re dealing with a weird farmer, she wears a bikini….a bikini that she poses next to old women in, or busted down sisters in, and that she posts to her own site that I am surprised exists and people care to visit, but I’m not surprised they photoshop her in…. The real significant or major difference between her and a pig, is that it is not legal to slaughter her….but it is legal to slaughter pigs…who are likely more intelligent but more importantly less demaging to society….. Sure a lot of pigs have accounted for food poisoning, or mad pig disease, but no pig has had the global negative affect that Kim Kardashian has…meaning their deaths all legal were less neccessary than the death of the Kardashians….and our only hope is that OJ gets them when he gets out…or that they get themselves…cuz they need to be put to an end… If you like fat spoiled bitches who don’t think they are fat or spoiled…these pics are for you…
I love Hilary Duff pregnant, mainly cuz of her fat ass….and all the tight clothes she squeezes into….seriously, she looks better pregnant than not, and I’m the kind of guy who hates pregnant chicks, even though fucking them on a one night stand means you’re in the clear, no condom, internal cumshot….you know with no HIV cuz if she had HIV the docs woulda made her abort…the kind of logic that usually lands you HIV….. That said….the most important thing that makes Hilary Duff while pregnant is that she’s first time pregnant…meaning her pussy is still in tact….one more reason to fuck the fetus’ face off…. Here are the pics…
Nothing hotter than a mom of two in an oversized sweater walking down the street with a stroller….If I had my way that would be intro to every porn, shit, it’s so hot I’d tattoo it on my thigh so that I could look down at it everytime I jerk off, because nothing makes me cum harder than ravaged pussy and parenting responsibilities….oh right….everything makes me cum harder than mom pussy covered up being a mom…. There was at time…when Alba was the nice titty, nice ass, hot half Mexi chick we all wanted to fuck….all in bikini and never nude in movies…. Those times are done….stop living in the past….Now it is time to move the fuck on….
So Rosemount High in Minnesota had an funny prank idea at a recent pep rally…..they blindfolded the sports captains and had them make out with random people….the prank was that the people they were cued to make out with were their own parents…. Hey man…if you make it you can fuck it…that’s been my theory for vagina like props..and it is my theory for parenting… There’s always weird sexual tension between parents and their kids…..so I’m not surprised these parents jumped in the first chance they got in a “If everyone’s doing it, it can’t be wrong”….”Finally I get to taste my little girl who is a spitting image of her mom when I actually liked fucking her mom…that tight body…shit….”…kinda logic… Apparently, one of the mom’s makes her son grab her ass…hey man we’re family…nothing wrong here…it is home….
Kristin Cavallari was surprisingly eliminated from Dancing With the Stars this week. She’s taking it pretty well, but that doesn’t mean she’s not surprised and upset. The 24-year-old scored high marks and praise from the judges, tallying 24 out of 30 points Monday. But despite finishing tied for third (out of 10), she’s out the door. “I’m really sad,” Kristin Cavallari admitted. “But, I’d rather go out on top and have people be shocked than be like, ‘Thank god she’s leaving, it’s about time.'” “It was the best experience I’ve ever had. I could not be happier.” As for why she was voted off? “It is what it is,” she laughed . “That’s the thing with Dancing with the Stars , you never know. It’s clearly not a dance competition!” Sentimental favorite Chaz Bono, whose mom Cher vowed to cheer him on in person next week if her son made it, survived despite a second straight week in last. Despite her own elimination, Cavallari is definitely on Team Chaz: “Chaz is so cute! I think he’s great and he tries so hard, and I loved watching him dance every week. It’s inspiring, and it’s sweet, and I hope he does really well!” The week was also a net positive for Kristin. Jay Cutler , who cheered her on during Monday’s show, has reportedly reconciled with the former star of The Hills . What do you think? Did Kristin deserve to be voted off?
Cassie graces the pages of Vibe magazine’s “Sexy Issue” (we’re not surprised) where she hits the Los Angeles streets to show off some amazing graffiti, in addition to her awesome body. Wearing edgy jackets, CK briefs, and bathing suits, she gets us in the mood for summer. Cassie Reveals Her Beauty Secrets & Beauty Icon Solange, Selita & Cassie Talk “Good Hair” For Carol’s Daughter [VIDEO] Cassie Makes A Cameo In Calvin Klein’s “CK One” Commercial [VIDEO]
All Brits are gay, you can tell by the way they talk, those accents scream poofter, so I’m not surprised Gordon Ramsay’s wife has the face of a man so that when she sucks him off he can pretend she has a mustache and it’s not too much of a stretch or the fact that Ramsay is taking a mental snapshot of that old man’s hot ass so when he fuck’s her from behind he can visualize this…. Here’s the bonus shot of the wife in her bikini…. Pics via Bauer
