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Madelaine Petsch in Cosmo of the Day

She’s the new generation’s Bella Thorne…because Bella Thorne is dead in a raver drug filled pool of piss and the world needs a new sexually charged redhead to take on all the redhead fetishes that most people don’t actually have, unless the redhead is this kind of redhead and not terrifying GINGER redhead, the fire crotch that contrasts with the pink pussy in an aggressive and disgusting way. She’s Cheryl Blossom on Riverdale, one of the worst shows ever, but what it comes down to is that I would fuck Madelaine Petsch. She s RILF…a redhead I would like to fuck, rather than the redhead I would assume is a demon spawn of the devil and that should be left in the woods to fend for herself like Willow…that is what happened to Willow isn’t it? I don’t remember, I just know Redheads are terrible unless they are the good kind…the RILFs…like Madelaine Petsch… The post Madelaine Petsch in Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chyna Memorial of the Day

Chyna is dead. I lack empathy. I thought to myself “what’s the best way to leave a Chyna tribute”, you know now that she’s dead at 45 and 100s if not 1000s of people actually care, most of those people being weird white trash wrestling bros who forgot she existed…because even they stopped watching wrestling in their trailer park homes when UFC happened… I realized I have no tact, no empathy, no class, no consideration…people die…who cares…so part of Chyna, the only part I know, other than her steroid dick clit, is her sex tape… If the decision behind doing the sex tape, is probably the reason she had a dick click, and probably the reason she died….is part of her story, her legacy, who she is…who am I to take that away from her and not celebrate her….and really there’s not much difference between a wrestling chick, a stripper and a porn chick… I think it’s only fitting…thoughtless, rude, tacky, maybe….I mean if I was her family, this wouldn’t be on the screen at the funeral, but I’m not the one who filmed this shit…or sold this shit, I am not the one who thought it was a good idea, hell I didn’t even want to watch it when it happened… And like my friend who used to jerk off to pics of his grandma in a bikini after she died always said…it’s not wrong to jerk off to them if they’re dead….but I would not take his moral code as Gospel on anything, he also jerked off to his dead grandma…when she was still alive…not that would anyone would jerk off to this.. I guess what i am saying is – don’t judge a woman’s life by a shitty, if not terrifying sex tape. RIP motherfucker. GET HER SEX TAPE IT IS NEVER TOO LATE CLICK HERE Here is her last video before death.. The post Chyna Memorial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bumkini – A Bra for Your Butt

The Bumkini promises to get rid of your saggy or flat bottom so your butt could look like J. Lo's or Kim Kardashian's. From the creator of the Mankini, for men with flat behinds. Looks kinda kinky! View

Spidercat

You are already probably too scared to click on this. Not to be confused with Charlie, the spider cat, who is not terrifying at all. View