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Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland in Bikinis for OP of the Day

Ashley Tisdale was hired to be the bikini body for Ocean Pacific, a company that was big in the 80s, and that came back as a Walmart brand in the 2000s, because I guess the other people they wanted to get in their bikini to make the campaign actually sell OP to the youth, like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez were busy, getting actual work in movies, in their bikinis, leaving these low hanging irrelevant jobs for their uglier friends…..who have no business ever really being in front of the camera…but who pulled some kind of scam to get here…..a scam that probably involves her HOT LITTLE TIGHT TRAINED BODY I posted A COUPLE OF THE PAPARAZZI SMEAR PICS OF THE SHOOT ….and here are the final ones….oh and some Sarah Hyland bitch who looks 10 is in it and I’m not into that….but you probably are… I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Georgia May Jagger is the Body of Hudson Jeans of the Day

For those of you who used to excited watching Mick Jagger’s lips on the mic, not because you were a huge fan of his music, but because you loved how good his lips would be for sucking dick, but didn’t want to tell anyone, because despite being very tainty and flamboyant, Mick Jagger is still a dude…. Well his daughter with Jerry Hall, Georgia May Jagger, seems to have inherited the lips you’ve dreamt were on a girl and like all full lipped girls I am hooked…I don’t even care how fat, ugly, awkward looking a bitch is, if her lips are jacked, I’m ready to react in a dirty way… Just yesterday I was stuck behind this pig of a woman at a coffee shop and I was looking at her wondering how a woman can end up that sloppy as she ordered her piece of cake and hot chocolate with extra whipped cream, then she turned around and I saw her face and her lips were as fat as her disgusting ass and I was in love….not that it matters….. Either way, she’s another celebrity daughter who has decided to use her famous parents as leverage to become a “model” cuz being a model is apparently the best job in the world cuz you get paid large amounts of money for doing nothing….and it’s easy to get work cuz all the fashion designers book famous kids cuz it’s affordable and makes them feel as high profile as booking the actual famous people…and none of that matters…what does matter is she’s half naked. They also have Video of the Shoot – To Check It Out Follow This Link GO

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Jesse James and the Genius Career Move of the Day

Last time I checked – most of Hollywood are Jews and Jews really don’t ever find Nazi jokes funny. Even the disconnected self-hating Jews have issues dressing up and dancing around the room like they were Hitler or even laughing at the guy they gave a TV show doing the shit under any context even if it’s a party game, except maybe if it was a movie where Hilter is just being represented for historical reasonso….So I can assume this is career suicide in terms of his TV career…. Last time I checked – most divorce Lawyers are Jews and Jews don’t really like representing Nazis, but I guess since Lawyers are a different breed of human who understand a high profile case that will lead to more business whether the client is a Nazi, a murderer, a child rapist or not…. See, I am not affected by this shit, but even I know it’s a stupid fucking joke. Sure, he wasn’t affected by WWII and it’s a funny taboo thing to joke about when you have no skill at making jokes, especially amongst your hardcore tattooed up punk rock friends…the same friends who were skinheads in the 80s and who haven’t dropped the “Fuck the World” attitude….. He’s not Jewish, so he doesn’t really give a fuck about offending his grandmother who is a survivor and I am sure it wasn’t even his intention…he was probably just mocking Hitler cuz someone had the hat lying around not thinking a picture would ever be taken or released. Just a stupid decision…. I’m just waiting for the Sandra Bullock Nazi photos to surface cuz you know when these two first met she was trying to suck up to him and fit in with him any way she could….I would love for it to hit so people realize what their American Sweetheart really is…a Nazi fucking cunt….cuz I am tired of everyone falling into her marketing trap…there is no way she’s this nice, all american girl you see in the movies…we don’t know her…we see what they want us to see… Either way, dude is an idiot who doesn’t know how to cover his ass. He made himself look bad last week and now he’s made himself look real bad…and this is career suicide at its best….

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Jessica Szohr Bikini Top for OP of the Day

I thought this Jessica Szohr chick was on 90210 so I have been avoiding her as I want that shit to go bankrupt faster than it took some idiot exec to come up with the idea of “hey, let’s do a modern version of 90210 and keep some of the same characters, since it worked in Canada with Degrassi, hell let’s even hire one of the girls from Degrassi”. I find bottom-feeding ideas, and bottom-feeding shows, lure in bottom-feeding actors like Annalynne McCord who reminds us of that daily and I like to avoid promoting them…. But today I took the time to google this Jessica Szohr bitch, mainly because I pronounce her name as Jessica SORE, which is possibly hot, you know like a sore pussy from getting fucked hard, but reminds me more of a sore on her pussy from getting fucked hard by dirty cock….and it turns out she’s actually on Gossip Girl…. I don’t know how I’m going to forgive myself for making that mistake, but in my defense, up until a month ago, I thought Gossip Girl and 90210 were the same show, and so did the execs who created them…. Either way, she did a campaign for Ocean Pacific, a line that’s gone Walmart in Canada since it’s revival from it’s 80s surfing prime…but she’s in a bikini top and showing off her young looking body hard enough to make me ignore how bad this photoshoot is, but more importantly how bad her nose looks in them…. See bikini tops are good enough for me…I’m easy…and I’m pretty sure she is too…that’s the only way to make it in Hollywood…remember that aspiring actresses I meet in bars who I tell I’m a producer who can make them famous….

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