Nacho, nacho man? More like; nacho, nacho… WHOA, woMAN! According to official police reports, a Ohio resident named Crystal D. Hotlosz was arrested on Monday because she was hungry and broke and was caught soliciting sex. In exchange for money. And also nachos. Officers are on record as saying they discovered Hotlosz, 36, on the website YoungstownBackpage.com, which she was using to bargain “$60 and nachos” to individuals seeking various kinds of sex acts. Fox 8 Cleveland broke this bizarre piece of news, reporting that Hotlosz was caught by undercover cops in the parking lost of a parking lot of Los Gallos Mexican restaurant… …. and proceeded to ask them if they wanted sexual favors in exchange for some delicious chips, preferably smothered in cheese and maybe chicken. We don’t mean to make light of a serious situation, considering Hotlosz is probably in a very bad place in her life. But the police emphasized in the official report that the alleged prostitute was “very adamant about getting the nachos,” going so far as to ask the arrested officer several times if he had any on hand. She also inquired about money, just to be clear. But it sounds like she REALLY wanted some nachos. We don’t blame her. They’re delicious. Hotlosz was then arrested and charged with solicitation, possession of criminal tools and promoting prostitution We don’t know what bail will be set at and we don’t know if she’ll be released any time in the near future. We assume so. The justice system hopefully has more important things to worry about than a poor woman who needs cash and snacks. And when Hotlosz does eventually become a free woman once again, we know where she can look up a delicious nachos recipe . Just follow the above link and enjoy! View Slideshow: 11 Cinco de Mayo Recipes
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Ohio Woman Arrested for Soliciting Sex in Exchange for Nachos, Cash
