With all this talk of Donald Trump and his naked statue.. People just going nuts over his comedy routine, some people buying it, other people mad at it…all while his ego hears his name on the news all the fucking time…. I figure we should look at his hot daughter -Ivanka Trump – who he seems to like a little too much – thanks to that narcissism…”she’s half me…with a pussy and tits…I like it… It’s a Y2k Throwback – or as instagram would call it – a Flashback Friday…with a puffy underdeveloped 20 year old tit…that didn’t have implants…but that did have a shiny silver dollar puffy nipple going on…and that is one think trump worth staring at…. The post Ivanka Trump’s Nipple from Y2k of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is an Alexis Ren butt shot for David Bellemere…he’s a Victoria’s Secret model and I am sure her end game is to work for Victoria’s Secret…and what better way to do it than get naked for their photographer – I guess she’s on a hustle to figure things out now that her and her fake boyfriend from the internet that have given them each 5 or more million followers, despite not being that hot, all because of posting weird rich brat luxury romance that women everywhere fell in love with – despite it being a lie – and she was just using social media to her advantage – leverage, create the illusion, people believe…when you know both were fucking other people…but women who followed them would never believe it…and now she’s bare assed on instagram – because DREAMS come true The post Alexis Ren Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Troy Ave joins a list of rappers who have released albums or mixtapes from jail. The Brooklyn rapper has enough money to afford defense attorneys but he’s telling his fans and the world what really happened the night he and two other people were shot and one man was kill for free on his new Free Troy Ave mixtape. Continue
The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts… The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good. The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter fans is that they haven’t killed themselves for being so fucking pathetic, so pathetic that she’d ignore you in person or get a restraining order on you if you went to her house, because nerds that committed are terrifying…but she’ll pretend to value you…you’re all she has.. I am not a fan, but she did do playboy – so look at her nudes, they are better than this… The post Charisma Carpenter and her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a photoshoot with model Delilah Parillio for some clothing line called Mate “The Label”… It’s not that exciting, but I follow her on instagram…so it’s like we’re friends or some shit…you know me liking her pics and her not caring because other people like her pics…and she just wants more people to like her pics…in her hipster quest to be an instagram model…leaving me feeling inadequate and alone…wondering why she doesn’t like me back, or follow me back, like I am her equal…when apparently I’m not because I’m not a famous instagram photographer or some shit… It hurts me so much to post these pics…but not really, all these whores are interchangeable.. Boring.. The post Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a photoshoot with model Delilah Parillio for some clothing line called Mate “The Label”… It’s not that exciting, but I follow her on instagram…so it’s like we’re friends or some shit…you know me liking her pics and her not caring because other people like her pics…and she just wants more people to like her pics…in her hipster quest to be an instagram model…leaving me feeling inadequate and alone…wondering why she doesn’t like me back, or follow me back, like I am her equal…when apparently I’m not because I’m not a famous instagram photographer or some shit… It hurts me so much to post these pics…but not really, all these whores are interchangeable.. Boring.. The post Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Forget the Powerball, guys. Citizens the world over can now rejoice because KYLIE JENNER HAS A NEW COLOR IN HER LIP KIT!!! And guess what? It’s not beige. Or beige-ish. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, the groundbreaking new color is… dun, dun, DUNNNN! Pink. Because, you know, pink hearts, for V-Day. Kylie couldn’t think of a highfalutin name for pink, so she asked her followers to come up with one. The winner? Posie K, submitted by Instagram user @shelbyy_cobra. Here it is, in all its glory: Kylie says the formula for the new colors go on creamier than the first batch, which were reportedly very dry. The last lip kits sold out after literally one minute in November, so if there was ever a time to call in sick for work, guys, this is it. Chain yourselves to your computers and hit “refresh” on the website every 15 seconds, lest you be left with boring, moist lips of a beige hue. Kylie assured fans that she’ll be more prepared to meet demand this time around, but you can never be sure. “I’m sorry, you guys are just so amazing and you keep buying them,” said the lip guru via her website, thekyliejenner.com. “But I’m making a whole lot more so that I can always be stocked up!” Will the kits actually give us a perfectly plump pout like Kylie’s? Well, if you’ve visited the surgeon for lip injections , perhaps. Because I’ll let you in on a little secret about what’s actually in these coveted “kits”: One (1) lip liner and one (1) tube of lip gloss. That’s all. Nothing you can’t get with a simple trip to Sephora. If you want to see some real people reviews for the first lip kit, check out the video below. Women Try The Kylie Jenner Lip Kit
Last month Rob Kardashian was diagnosed with diabetes during an emergency hospital visit. It was the latest in a long line of setbacks for Rob, who has reportedly struggled with addiction, depression, and compulsive eating in recent years. Despite the urging of his family and friends, Rob has refused rehab and is instead attempting to take care of his issues on his own. Sounds like there’s ample cause for concern, but momager Kris Jenner is downplaying the crisis in a big way: “He’s had a year where he kind of wanted to chill,” Kris said in a recent interview with Maria Shriver. “He hasn’t been feeling well. We didn’t really know why. He was just diagnosed with diabetes so we’re taking care of that, but he’s always around.” Asked what keeps Rob busy these days, Kris peddled some BS before momentarily keeping it real: “He has his business. He has a sock line and his stuff, but I think that it was just the perfect time for him to take a little hiatus because he does that. “We were doing that. We just said, ‘Get well. Feel better.’ He was depressed and just wasn’t feeling good and didn’t know why.” Rob’s “sock line” is basically running joke at this point, and his “company” doesn’t even have a functioning website. We understand that Rob’s issues are probably tough for Kris to talk about, which is why we wish she’d either say “no comment,” or – out of respect for the millions of other people suffering from emotional distress – at least refrain from lying about his condition as though it’s something to be ashamed of. We wish Rob all the best, and we hope that if he does choose to return to public life, he’ll use his platform to be an advocate for other people who have struggled with similar problems.
I don’t know who Nicky Whelan…but that’s one flat stomach… I just googled her, she’s some Australian, in her mid 30s, which is insane. She’s best known for Neighbours, which is the longest running Australian soap that Kylie Minogue and I’m sure a lot of other people came out of…and more importantly, came to… She’s had some pretty fucking secondary…even less relevant than secondary characters…we’re talking an extra in a Hollywood movie… But she also has a great fucking stomach…and that level of fit at 34, probably because she’s Australian and Australians are babes…is enough for me..to encourage you all to stop eating. The post Nicky Whelan’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
