March is here already and it’ll be Spring before you know it! If you’re looking to put a little spring in your pants, we’ve got six skinsational streaming options for you to check out!… read more
March is here already and it’ll be Spring before you know it! If you’re looking to put a little spring in your pants, we’ve got six skinsational streaming options for you to check out!… read more
Sometimes, when the Oscars don’t fucking matter…you just gotta fucking take your pants off and dance….at some spring break resort…because it’s not the season of Award shows ending…but rather the season of Spring break starting…. Get Down…Stay Tuned…real people matter…. The post Dance Move of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Some women, like Lohan, are rotting from the inside out – in terms of relevancy, spirit and genitals…so squeezing into unbreathable pants…is just crazy…but crazy is what she is…it is all she knows…it is all she’s ever known…so I guess it makes sense…it feels like home. It’s the only thing that’s real…it’s true to herself, it’s authentic in this world of everything being contrived, fake, strategic to get ahead bullshit…which based on her filled up face…and overall attitude towards real global issues…her crazy being real…is the only thing being real..the rest of her is just jacked the fuck up…but I’d still like to cum on it…just to see her trying to close her eyes – while her botox face muscles don’t let her…. I guess the point of this post is to say…I’d love to smell whatever those unbreathable pants baked for dinner…..while she was wearing them…. HOT TO ME…isn’t necessarily hot to anyone else in this terribly sad world… TO SEE MORE – CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Leather Pants of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I write about so many hotties for this site that I tend to forget about them if they’re not taking bikini and/or lingerie pictures at least once a month. And seeing this photoshoot from Helen Flanagan reminded me just how much me and the Little Tuna have missed this busty Brit. It’s been way too long. So if you ask me, someone really needs to get Helen on Snapchat. That way I can get regular hotness updates on her once again and we can avoid situations like this, where I accidentally go multiple months without drooling over her even once. Continue reading →
I haven’t done a post on Lauren Mellor in years, but I never forget a pair of perfect funbags. And seeing the former Sports Illustrated Rookie back with SI for their new 2017 Swimsuit Issue is bringing all those good memories flooding back (to my pants region). So if you’ll excuse me, me and the South African hottie need to go make up for lost time. I figure 30-45 seconds should probably do. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
I posted a video from a few of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue rookies yesterday, but today, I want to give some special attention to Myla Dalbesio here. See, in case you were wondering, this is what a plus-sized model should look like, not Ashley Graham . You know, curvy and, most importantly, smoking hot. I rest my case.