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Apparently These are Sarah Hyland’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Hyland creeps me out…and apparently these are pictures of her at the airport and they are being marketed as her “hard nipples”…and I feel like it is a lot like trying to stare at some pubescent girl at the pool in a one piece…with developing breasts with hard nipples..you know the shit you may have had your first jerk off to when you were a teenager and it was ok to like pubescent girls…and not as a grown man who just loves everything about this…that’s just fucking weird and I hope you’re not a camp councilor, bus driver, social worker, or really anyone allowed around kids… If you’re more into the teen girls who get their period at 7 thanks to emotional trauma thanks to her dad leaving them….you know the kind of girl who has double Ds by 16, this probably isn’t the kind of jailbait girl for you…especially considering she’s pushing 30…and just looks 12 and athletic…in some birth defect I think is hormone therapy her mom fed her to child star her… Either way, who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Apparently These are Sarah Hyland’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Takes on LA and Old People Showed Up of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift is a cult leader, who has managed to brain wash girls everywhere into thinking she’s some empowered woman taking control of her own heart after constantly being mistreated by dudes she probably never dated but just fucked in her quest to find the perfect dick, since everything in her life is perfect, that’s how she has it set up… In being a cult leader, other girls want to associate with her and her broken heart ministry, by standing by her side and entertaining her, because she’s evil leader…. I guess the LA show brought out girls who want to join the Taylor Swift circle, despite being too old for Taylor Swift.. Including but not limited to: Salma Hayek and Mary J Blige / Oprah were There Maria Menounos…and Nina Dobrev #taylorswift w/ @valeriefatehi and @ninadobrev A video posted by maria menounos (@mariamenounos) on Aug 22, 2015 at 10:18pm PDT Hilary Duff in Not Very Period Friendly Pants TO SEE THE CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE OLD PEOPLE SHOWING UP TO THE CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Takes on LA and Old People Showed Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Flashing Pany of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk was on Extra or some other low level show that is desperate to talk to any and all low level famous people because they are on 5 days a week and no A-Listers really participate in their bullshit…not that I really know what Extra is up to, I hate that shit. I just know that Maria Menounos’s anal loving Greek ass isn’t on it anymore, now it’s just Saved by the Bell’s Mario Lopez…which makes sense because hispanics in their 40s are probably the demographic of the show anyway.. That said, Irina flahsed panties, because if you’re going to be on TV, do your best to get noticed, it was just 5 years ago she was a Russian girl who had dreams of America…flashing panties for 4 dollars an hour…this isn’t much of struggle or stretch for her…if anything her whole career is based on panties..and getting that career..also based on panties…so I guess it’s just falling into place and reminding girls everywhere…show your panties…starting today, by emailing me… So much white…not very period friendly…risky….I like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here are her feet for the foot fetishists TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus in Some White Shorts of the Day

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pics of Miley Cyrus rocking a pair of not so period friendly shorts…I’m talking the kind of shorts you wouldn’t want to wear to school if you were a 12 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet…the kind of shorts that lead to countless nightmares of being humiliated in front of everyone thanks to puberty and fertility… I like what I see, because unlike what most of you haters think, she’s not a little boy, she just got short hair…and last time I checked, a bitch cutting her hair short hair didn’t mean she grew a set of balls, and really even if she did grow a set of balls, or had a vagina that looked like a deflated set of balls, it’d be hard to turn sucking her off down, because she’s Miley Cyrus and I’ve already visualized sex with her so much, it would be gay not to go through with it… SHe’s tight bodied…lean…and I like her rap game hustle, keeping things all racy while tweaking her little white ass all the way to the bank I’d like to marry and knock up like I was k-fed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS SHOT BY THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE

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Bar Refaeli Signing Autographs and Showing Minor Camel Toe of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bar Refaeli showed her bikini model vagina ability to get jacked the fuck up with red denim…in a subtle yet period friendly way…. Here she is signing autographs in s dress…If I saw Bar Refaeli in public, the only autograph I’d want from her is her herpes scabs on my dick…you know her vagina lip kiss of death….signed, sealed and delivered either willingly or with force…but I’m needy like that…

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Amanda Seyfried’s Tight Pants Dog Walking of the Day

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care how boring Amanda Seyfried is….walking her dog…doing bullshit errands…not dressed sexy or done up….never in the media with scandals or vagina slips….cuz she’s smart enough to only get naked for money and for her “career”….and for some reason has been better at being Lohan than Lohan….from Disney to intense roles…and back again….probably cuz she saves her drug use to the privacy of her mansion…instead of off the female DJs vagina in the club…but what do I know…other than that I love her….I think I’m going to to go write a song about this…or maybe just try to jerk off knowing her dog licks her pussy…they all do….or maybe that’s just what I tell myself so that when I meet people while walking the dog…the girls I meet in the dog park are all the more naughty to me…who cares.

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Dancing Girl Falls Off Bar of the Day

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This video of a girl dancing seductively on a bar in some not so period friendly pants….ends how you’d expect…in an amazing way that some of you perverts probably wish knocked her out so you could drag her out pretending she’s your girl who had too much to drink…only to fuck the shit out of her before she comes to….or maybe it is just me…

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