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Ana Beatriz Barros in Bathing Suits for Harper’s of the Day

This is for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….and I feel like a few of these bathing suit pics don’t quite hit the mark. I mean 4 year old girls building sand castles at the beach show more skin…this is some “We’re moms in our 30s and can’t look like sluts with the other moms at our babies swim class” look…you know or it is like some orthodox christian, jewish or muslim, friendly bathing suits, because even they have to swim sometimes… Speaking of Religious women, when walking the dog, I saw a young Rabbi and his religious wife, who was wearing the wig, and skirt down to past her knees, in a little AMISH style collared shirt, looking relatively wholesome, so I stared at her tits, then back at her, and winked, to remind her what being a woman is all about, and that’s turning me the fuck on…even when you’re in it for God, wholesome as shit, I know deep down, there lives a slut…there always does… The good news with this shoot is that Harper’s Bazaar, got a little more european, and put her in a little less clothes, even if it’s not quite European enough for this pervert, I can always find a way to make it work.

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Ana Beatriz Barros in Bathing Suits for Harper’s of the Day

Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Spandex Booty

I don’t workout at all, I’m a blogger remember, but I certainly enjoy watching hot chicks do it. To be fair I like watching hot chicks do anything really. Here’s Amanda Seyfried out walking the dog in her sexy little spandex pants. I’m pretty sure this is exactly what the guy had in mind when he invented spandex… A perfect little booty. Well done.

Bianca Balti and Heather Marks for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Here are a couple of models modeling some PG-13 lingerie….that means not so erotic…not so sheer….not that easy to jerk off to….for H&M….because I guess they are getting in the Victoria’s Secret hustle realizing half naked bitches make motherfuckers money…unless you are a blogger posting pictures of those half naked with stupid captions no one cares about….in which case…it just makes you depressed… I’ve posted pics before ….and here are the new ones….

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Bianca Balti and Heather Marks for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Amanda Seyfried’s Tight Pants Dog Walking of the Day

I don’t care how boring Amanda Seyfried is….walking her dog…doing bullshit errands…not dressed sexy or done up….never in the media with scandals or vagina slips….cuz she’s smart enough to only get naked for money and for her “career”….and for some reason has been better at being Lohan than Lohan….from Disney to intense roles…and back again….probably cuz she saves her drug use to the privacy of her mansion…instead of off the female DJs vagina in the club…but what do I know…other than that I love her….I think I’m going to to go write a song about this…or maybe just try to jerk off knowing her dog licks her pussy…they all do….or maybe that’s just what I tell myself so that when I meet people while walking the dog…the girls I meet in the dog park are all the more naughty to me…who cares.

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Russell Brand Poses With Girls in Bikinis Like He’s Not a Queer of the Day

I know it’s pretty fucking obvious and maybe even boring to say that Russell Brand is a queer, because everyone already knows he is and not because he wears tight pants, or because he makes out with his male costars every chance her gets, or even because of his weird dainty accent and way he speaks, but because he’s engaged to Katy Perry, a disgusting pig of a woman I know that anyone hetero wouldn’t get down with unless they were black, but that a queer would pretend to the public that he is getting down with her, because it makes the most sense for both their careers….I know that Russell Brand pretended to be a drug addict and wrote a fake book and lived his lie that led him to North America, so pullin’ stunts like pretending is easy for him….but I guess as long as he gets trash half naked in their bikinis, he’s the kind of homo I don’t mind getting behind….but as soon the bikini-clad bitches disappear…I got no choice but to go back hating on this useless unfunny motherfucker……and I guess the post of this post is to say I dig cheap marketing strategies…cuz bitches in bikinis always get my attention….good job you fucking geniuses. Pics via Fame

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Coco’s Fat Ass in White of the Day

Coco is a fucking vision in white. When I see her in pictures I can almost smell the old semen dripping down her thigh after one of her johns gave her and extra 1000 dollars to let him cum inside her before Ice-T offered her marriage to work exclusively for him….the only thing I don’t understand is the level of confidence it must take for her to rock this outfit, I sure as hell hope she’s wearing a plastic grocery bag for protection, cuz when you’re this used up, you never know what the fuck’s gonna leak out of your ass and pussy…. Here she is in a walking the dog that should be walking her cuz she’s a dog situation, but people (black dudes) find her hot, so I guess I should to, since fitting in with the black folk has always been a priority to me…. Pics via Fame

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Weekday Vegetarian: Cool Down with a Sorrel Salad with Creamy Chive Dressing

We are now into our third day in a row of temperatures in the over 90F range. Walking the dog at 6:30 am proved to be too hot for us both. It’s hard to get up the energy to cook anything, and it’s hard to get up the energy to eat as well. Easy salads seem to be the thing, but that can get boring pretty quickly, so I wanted to try some new greens. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Hayden Panettiere Tries To Drop Some Cleavage

I can’t believe Hayden Panettiere is still with her monster of a boyfriend, it just looks wrong, here they are walking the dog together. This can’t be right, she’s going to get her if she keeps this up. Anyhow, the good news is that she’s at least trying to show off some cleavage, the bad news is she doesn’t have anything there to show off. She looks like she’s a ten year old girl, which makes me a major pervert for staring at the bones in her chest. Sternums are the new boobs. Hot. more pictures of the Hayden Panettiere here