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Ireland Baldwin Photoshoot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a survivor…from rich kid with very famous parents who has access to the good life in both NEW YORK and LA and I guess wherever else she wants to go because they have the resources to take good care of her…yet she’s still a fucking mess…because being a rich kid with everything is hard…all that inner torment of never being quite as good as your parents…coupled with being entitled and garbage….makes for a really sad time, especially when her cousin is winning at life and she’s just putting together lame shoots with other lame chicks hoping their time comes….while creepy perverts like you cum…young, tormented, sad, big tits…erotic. I only like her because she’s blocked me on everything and Ilove when girls hate me… At least the puppy is cute… The post Ireland Baldwin Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Stella Maxwell Belongs In Lingerie

OK, so I know this isn’t quite as good as those “classy” naked photos  we got from Stella Maxwell  last time, but luckily, it’s the next best thing: a great new lingerie shoot featuring the Victoria’s Secret super-hottie. Plus, this way, if you get caught looking at these at work, you can just lie and say you’re looking for gift ideas for your wife or girlfriend. And your pants “fell down” because your belt broke. I’m telling you, it’s airtight. You’ll be fine.

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Miley Cyrus Gets Her Tongue Working

If you missed out on Cyber Monday, not to worry, because I’ve got something even better than 15% off ugly sweaters or whatever lame sales people were pushing yesterday. Because here’s Miley Cyrus leaving a club in New York with her shirt half off and giving us a peek at her bra. And sure, I know it’s not quite as good as that weird orange jumpsuit being 100% off, but hey, it’s still a lot better than 2 for 1 socks, right? Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Tyga Takes Advantage of his Broken Tween Girlfriend by Casting Her in a Shitty Video of the Day

I wouldn’t really call this a genius move, but it’s definitely an obvious one… Keep in mind this is totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world…almost as irrelevant as Bobo buying 2.3 percent of Facebook in 2009 that is now worth 1 billion dollars….because that’s what philathropy is about….and not nearly as important as the Lindsay Lohan dancing on a yacht like a stripper, something I’ve experienced first hand in a hotel room in 2008, but it still makes me laugh that dude, instead of going to jail as a sex offender, has been able to openly admit he fucked teen Kylie because her parents were no where to be found, and not just because her dad was in disguise on some Mrs DOubtfire shit….but because they are garbage into themselves…but she’s got a huge fucking following, people are talking so do the whole “first” love manipulation and cast her in your bullshit, because it gets her some visibility, breaking free from her sisters who made her tranny like her daddy face relevant… ALl while getting him free talent and views so people can now know one of Tyga’s songs when asked, because before today anyone, even hip hop fans couldn’t place anything motherfuker did…other than Kylie… Either way, manipulate broken young girls pretending it is love and win…that’s the Tyga lesson of the day The post Tyga Takes Advantage of his Broken Tween Girlfriend by Casting Her in a Shitty Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Dancing in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

This pretty much completes my life…. It’s just so many issues bundled into one crazy girl, showing off her dance routine she learned as a kid when her parents whored her out to the industry…because..when normal drunk, medicated addicts dance like this, I usually just assume they are having a good time or trying to make money for a purse or to feed their babies as a stripper….but when Lohan does it..it’s dark…and incredible….I just wish that yacht deck she’s grinding for rich guys was my face. I want to taste everything that well traveled, terribly aged, like a moldy cheesy pussy has to offer… That said, in 2008, I was in a hotel room with Lohan, wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning and she was dancing like a stripper, slapping the floor and looking amazing…not quite as good as this..but close…and that disturbing image has been something i haven never been able to recreate with hookers, but wish I fucking could…but this is close…because people don’t change…especially when it comes to dance dance dance… The post Lindsay Lohan Dancing in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariana Grande’s So Hot It Hurts

Granted, it’s not quite as good as those see-through dress pictures we had yesterday, but I’ve still really been digging Ariana Grande lately. And these nice booty shots of her at the airport in a pair of tight jeans definitely aren’t hurting. Well, actually, that’s just a figure of speech, because my pants are pretty much on fire right now, but at least it’s a good kind of hurt. Yow. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Madonna’s Armpit Hair of the Day

I am a huge fan of bush…I think it’s amazing, erotic, natural and sexy…it hides herpes scabs and nasty labia…it holds in odours I like to rub along my face…it gets matted when wet, it’s a pillow to lie on, it’s a fashion accessory like a top hat to the pussy…so I don’t fear hair… But bush is not armpit hair and Madonna’s armpit just made me gag.

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Jessica Biel’s Ass in Barbados of the Day

Gold digger Jessica Biel who last acted in what I assume was the early 2000s, before becoming the wife to Justin Timberlake, where she spends her days playing with her dogs and doing fitness, because she pulled through and put up with him fucking groupies on the road, as long as she got the good life, and got to marry her tween popstar crush, because it felt good on her ego, probably not quite as good as her ass feels being cummed in, but I guess only Justin and a handful of other dudes she’s fucked for work know…her ass isn’t that great anymore…she needs to cross reference instagram butt models to step it up. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Drunk Position of the Day

Here’s the drunk position of the day, sure it’s not quite as good as falling asleep with your penis inside an inanimate object for your roommates to walk in on when they wake up to go to work, but it’s still pretty interesting….on his knees and kicked back…pretty much what ever man would want to be known for on the internet…

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pics of the Day

Good little Christian LeAnn Rimes, who her hick fans just think is great, despite her looking like a trashy hollywood hooker, who happens to be a trashy hollywood hooker, that has gone so far as getting implants, home wrecking and making a fool of herself on social media consistently….you know that horse head just never shuts up…but her fans endorse and support because that’s what the good lord and saviour Jesus tells them to do, especially with a girl who sings so wholesome and sweet and touches their hearts because they are idiots and don’t realize it’s all money making marketing…. The good news is she’s in a bikini, and she’s not fat….in fact if you crop her head out, she’s almost worth jerking off to…but not quite as good as jerking off to her old wholesome country videos, knowing what she’s become… TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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