Meet Perrie Edwards . According to my research, this blonde hottie is part of some British girl group called Little Mix, and she definitely knows how to dress for the December weather in London. Wow. Anyway, if Perrie ever decides to go solo, I think me, her and the Little Tuna could make beautiful music together. Actually, scratch that, she’s more than welcome to bring the rest of her friends too. I just looked them up. Photos: WENN.com
It's been two weeks since Zayn Malik broke up with Perrie Edwards , but considering the singers had dated for three years and were engaged to be married, we imagine the wound is still pretty fresh. At first, Perrie managed to put on a brave face , but given how many sad breakup ballads she croons along with the rest of Little Mix, it was only a matter of time before her emotions got the best of her on stage. Fortunately, the rest of the group rallied around her for support. It's good to have shoulders to cry on, Perrie, but it's more important to remember that judging from Zayn's recent Twitter activity , you dodged a serious douche bullet.
Earlier today, an Instagram user named 1ezmoney uploaded a video that he claimed showed Rihanna snorting cocaine . The clip quickly went viral, and some fans of the singer claimed it was a fake, while others fretted about her health and well-being. Now, Bad Gal RiRi herself is entering the debate with some stern words for those who helped to spread the rumor. “N–ga your lame ass got some f–kin nerve!!!” the singer commented on the original video. “Any fool could see that’s a joint I’m basing with cigarette. “Who TF snorts tobacco? FOH witcho “never been to a rodeo so someone squeezing their nose means they’re doing coke” lookin ass.” After consulting our Rihanna-to-English dictionaries, we’re pretty sure she’s pissed, and that she denies that she’s ever done cocaine. We get the part the part about her claiming she was just mixing tobacco with her pot, but we feel like she’s making a point against herself with the “who [the f-ck] snorts tobacco?” line. We can’t help but think that’s exactly why people believed this video was what it claimed to be. People generally reserve snorting for hard drugs, and Rihanna seems to be doing something with her nose in the clip. But hey, it’s grainy, and hard to tell, and we don’t want to get sued. In other news: Rihanna smokes weed ! Who knew?! (Sarcasm.) RiRi went on to inform 1ezmoney that she would be bringing a defamation suit against (suing “for fun!” as she put it), and he replied by stating that he stands by his original claim. We think 1ezmoney might not know who he’s dealing with. View Slideshow: 37 Ridiculously Racy Rihanna Photos
You may have taken down your Zayn posters and begrudgingly picked a new favorite member of 1D (“Liam, or some sh-t. Who even cares anymore?”), but Zayn is still out there living his life and if the rumors are to be believed, he’s about to make yet another major change. No, we’re not talking about Zayn’s solo career (Don’t remind us, gawd!) this leap has nothing to do with his career and everything to do with his love life…and Mickey Mouse. Obsessive Zayn-iacs claim Mr. Malik has been leaving subtle clues on Instagram that point to an early-June Disneyland wedding with fiancee Perrie Edwards. Zayn and Perrie got engaged back in 2013, and it’s been rumored that he quit One Direction in order to focus on his relationship. So it’s not all that outlandish to think that he might be using his newfound free time to finally make it down the aisle. If you don’t have time to sort through the clues on Zayn’s Instagram like it’s the freakin’ DaVinci Code, the final bread crumb should be enough to convince you: Last week, his sister tweeted and quickly deleted a photo of Perrie in a wedding dress, with a caption reading, “Cinderella #loveweddings” There’s a lot we could say about Zayn getting married at the age of 22 when he just went through a major shake-up in his life, but we’ll save our objections for the “speak now or forever hold your peace” part of the ceremony. (We’re assuming we’re invited.) All we’ll say for now is – Disney land , dude? Disney world is where it’s at! Do your research, man. Maybe the rest of the band is better off without you, yeesh. View Slideshow: 21 Photos of One Direction That Makes Us Wanna Squeeeeaaal!
By now you’ve likely heard the news that his devastated millions of stylish-stubble-loving teenage girls across the globe: Zayn Malik has quit One Direction . Malik has given no explanation for his departure, but there’s little he could say at this point that would serve as any consolation to 1D’s legion of obsessive fans. After all, the group is now down to four members, and no British boy band can thrive without a fifth, as that has never happened, ever. Still, it would be nice to have some closure on Zayn-gate. Did Malik really quit because of stress , as his management team has claimed? Or, did Zayn prove himself to be the most perfect boy band heartthrob of all time by throwing it all away in the name of love, girl? Many fans believe Zayn called it quits due to the fact that he was allegedly caught cheating on Perrie Edwards , his fiancee of two years. Fans always look for a Yoko to blame when their favorite band splits up, but in this case, it’s not just Directioners who are pointing the finger at poor Perrie. UK X-Factor judge and former boy band manager Louis Walsh gave an interview today in which he suggested that Perrie is to blame for Zayn’s decision. “As they get girlfriends, the girlfriends are whispering in their ears,” Walsh said. “They’re saying things like, ‘You should be a solo star,’ ‘You should be the lead singer.’ That’s usually the problem…Happens in every band in the whole world.” He added, “Dames, amirite?!” Okay, we may have made that last part up, but those are still some bold words, Louis. We hope know that when Perrie is inevitably torn limb-from-limb by enraged Directioners, the blood is on your hands. Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions 1. Stay Strong, One Directioners! View Photo Our worst fears have come true. There’s nothing left to do now but stay strong and pick a new favorite. We hear Harry’s available. 2. Lock Zayn Up For Stealing Our Hearts! View Photo This 1D fan can’t believe it’s legal for Zayn to quit the band. Somebody get Interpol on the phone! 3. If Zayn Leaves, Everyone Leaves! View Photo Then what are we left with, Five Directions?! Come back, Zayn! 4. You Killed Me, Zayn! View Photo This fan is literally dead. She literally can’t even right now. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. No One Understands…Except For You and Zayn View Photo You don’t understand this fan’s love for Zayn. She feels like going in-Zayn! (Sorry.) 6. Miss Zayn? Slap Someone Dead! View Photo This fan is missing Zayn already. You doubt it, SHE WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE WITH HER BARE HANDS!!! 7. Come Back, Zayn! View Photo And bring those dreamy eyes with you. Sure the last album was called Four, but you didn’t have to take it so literally! The End. Up Next: ” Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are hoping the second time is the charm. The couple, who got married in 2007 during a 90-minute break between magic shows in which they appeared and then had the union annulled two months later, have exchanged vows once again. Details on the second wedding are unclear, but Anderson confirmed the marriage yesterday by showing off her ring and telling E! News: “We’re very happy. Our families are very happy and that’s all that matters.” Anderson has made no secret over the past few months that she and Salomon were at least getting it on again. During an appearance on Ellen in October, she was asked about her ex and giddily replied: “I say we’re best friends…with benefits,” adding that she didn’t “want to meet anyone else.” Anderson and Salomon, of course, have more in common than just their love for each other. Both have starred in very famous sex tapes, with Anderson poking Tommy Lee on camera and Salomon helping to get this amateur porn craze started in 2003 by spending 1 Night in Paris . We wish them all the best!
Most of his fans may not be old enough to drink, but Zayn Malik has a good reason to raise a glass of champagne and give himself a toast today: The One Direction singer is 21 years old! Malik, of course tried out for The X Factor in Great Britain before being added to the now-famous group by judge Simon Cowell. He made big news in 2013 both for his music and also for his personal love, announcing an engagement to Perrie Edwards in August. Zayn also covered multiple magazines over the past year, from GQ to Vogue to Glamour. He shared the latter with Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. In other words: the guy has a pretty good life. So send in your happiest birthday wishes to Malik today and then do the same for the following celebrities who are also a year older on January 12: Naya Rivera (27) Rob Zombie (49) Howard Stern (60) Rush Limbaugh (63)
Zayn Malik has taken to Twitter and acknowledged the exciting news that broke earlier this week: He’s engaged Perrie Edwards ! “Never been more happy in my life!” the One Direction member wrote. “Thank you to everyone that has been so lovely about my engagement to my beautiful fiancé ! Big love z X.” Malik has not faced the sort of backlash that has come down on Liam Payne and his new girlfriend, Sophia Smith, as Payne was forced respond rudely a couple days ago to fans that were being total jerks to Smith on Twitter. Wrote Edwards not long Zayn’s message: “Iv also never felt so happy! 🙂 Thank you everyone for being so kind and supportive! Im a lucky girl! xD I Love you all! Perrie